1 00:00:12,390 --> 00:00:17,390 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 2 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:20,176 - Are you ready? - I don't know. 3 00:01:20,209 --> 00:01:22,779 I don't know what I'm supposed to be ready for. 4 00:01:26,115 --> 00:01:28,084 Come on, Jake. What are we doing? 5 00:01:28,117 --> 00:01:30,654 - What the hell are you doing? - You'll see. 6 00:01:30,687 --> 00:01:32,656 Where are we going? 7 00:01:33,790 --> 00:01:36,259 We'd better not be going anywhere nice, I swear to God. 8 00:01:36,292 --> 00:01:39,262 - I'm wearing my worst clothes. - I told you, it's a surprise. 9 00:01:39,295 --> 00:01:41,163 Well, it better be a bloody good one, 10 00:01:41,197 --> 00:01:43,232 after dragging me out of bed this early. 11 00:01:48,639 --> 00:01:50,339 Yeah, watch your head. 12 00:01:51,073 --> 00:01:52,509 - That's it. - Jake... 13 00:01:52,543 --> 00:01:54,478 - It's alright, I'll get ya. - Ooh, Jake! 14 00:01:54,511 --> 00:01:56,813 - It's all good. - Can you take this off? 15 00:01:56,847 --> 00:01:59,148 - Jake? - It's alright, I got ya. 16 00:01:59,917 --> 00:02:01,785 And... 17 00:02:01,818 --> 00:02:03,487 Ow! 18 00:02:03,520 --> 00:02:04,922 Surprise! 19 00:02:04,955 --> 00:02:06,557 What? 20 00:02:08,257 --> 00:02:10,159 I know you love dolphins. 21 00:02:10,192 --> 00:02:13,162 - Come on. Come on! - OK. Alright. 22 00:02:17,366 --> 00:02:20,136 Look at that. Look, dolphins. 23 00:02:35,351 --> 00:02:36,954 Jake, this is really nice... 24 00:02:36,987 --> 00:02:38,922 It's dolphin time! Ha ha! 25 00:02:38,956 --> 00:02:41,190 ..but I have something to tell you. 26 00:03:10,286 --> 00:03:12,823 Ha! Ahhh. 27 00:03:12,856 --> 00:03:14,625 Jasmine... 28 00:03:15,592 --> 00:03:17,995 ..I have loved you from the moment I saw you. 29 00:03:18,028 --> 00:03:19,630 Oh, shit. 30 00:03:19,663 --> 00:03:21,965 You're the apple of my eye, you're the salt to my pepper 31 00:03:21,999 --> 00:03:23,800 and I want to spend forever with you. 32 00:03:23,834 --> 00:03:25,301 Oh, shit, Jake! 33 00:03:25,334 --> 00:03:26,703 - Yes? - No! 34 00:03:26,737 --> 00:03:29,238 Yes, yes. You're the sugar to my spice. 35 00:03:29,271 --> 00:03:31,273 - No! - You're the bacon to my eggs. 36 00:03:31,307 --> 00:03:33,043 Just... No, Jake, no. Please don't. 37 00:03:33,076 --> 00:03:34,845 Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. 38 00:03:34,878 --> 00:03:38,615 Oh, Jake, no, no! No, I wanted to break up with you today. 39 00:03:44,387 --> 00:03:46,123 What? 40 00:03:46,155 --> 00:03:49,092 But I'm... I'm... I'm proposing. 41 00:03:49,126 --> 00:03:51,995 I don't want to be with you anymore. 42 00:03:52,029 --> 00:03:54,163 What? Why? 43 00:03:54,196 --> 00:03:58,001 Oh, you're just so bloody happy. 44 00:03:58,035 --> 00:03:59,503 Well, that's great... feedback. 45 00:03:59,536 --> 00:04:01,471 You're breaking up with me because I'm too happy? 46 00:04:01,505 --> 00:04:04,007 I'm not as easily pleased as you are, Jake. 47 00:04:04,041 --> 00:04:06,109 I'm sorry, I just... 48 00:04:06,143 --> 00:04:08,779 I need someone who's more... daring. 49 00:04:08,812 --> 00:04:10,947 - I don't know, more... - OK, more... more what? 50 00:04:10,981 --> 00:04:12,381 - I don't know. - More what? 51 00:04:12,416 --> 00:04:14,017 - Just more... - More what? More what?! 52 00:04:14,051 --> 00:04:16,620 I don't know! More than you, OK? 53 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:45,615 - Hi, mate. - Hmm. 54 00:04:45,649 --> 00:04:47,249 What's happening? 55 00:04:48,118 --> 00:04:49,820 Hey, where's Jasmine? 56 00:04:49,853 --> 00:04:52,856 Jasmine? I don't know. Why would... Why would I know? 57 00:04:52,889 --> 00:04:54,356 She broke up with me. 58 00:04:54,390 --> 00:04:57,694 What? You say she broke up with you? 59 00:04:57,728 --> 00:05:00,130 I did. And she did. 60 00:05:00,163 --> 00:05:02,199 Holy shit, are you serious? 61 00:05:02,231 --> 00:05:03,867 It's not funny, Cam. 62 00:05:03,900 --> 00:05:05,334 - Ha! - Cam. 63 00:05:05,367 --> 00:05:07,571 - Cameron! - What? 64 00:05:07,604 --> 00:05:09,706 - I proposed to her this morning. - No, you didn't! 65 00:05:09,740 --> 00:05:11,408 What the fuck, mate? You didn't tell me? 66 00:05:11,441 --> 00:05:13,543 I knew you'd try and talk me out of it. 67 00:05:13,577 --> 00:05:16,378 Um... yeah, I would, actually. 68 00:05:16,413 --> 00:05:19,082 Yeah, well, it doesn't matter now because guess what. 69 00:05:19,116 --> 00:05:21,885 She doesn't wanna be with me, OK? 70 00:05:21,918 --> 00:05:25,822 And... Oh, God, I even let her keep the ring after she said no. 71 00:05:25,856 --> 00:05:28,091 What?! Why would you do that? 72 00:05:28,125 --> 00:05:29,693 I don't know. I don't know! 73 00:05:29,726 --> 00:05:31,393 I thought maybe she'd come around 74 00:05:31,428 --> 00:05:33,630 and realise we should be together. 75 00:05:33,663 --> 00:05:35,465 Oh, mate. 76 00:05:36,166 --> 00:05:37,834 That is so sad. 77 00:05:37,868 --> 00:05:39,703 Does it look like I care? 78 00:05:43,974 --> 00:05:46,543 I don't care. 79 00:06:06,129 --> 00:06:08,364 Oh! 80 00:06:25,615 --> 00:06:27,751 Argh! 81 00:06:42,933 --> 00:06:44,401 Jake! 82 00:06:44,434 --> 00:06:46,203 What are you doin' here? 83 00:06:46,236 --> 00:06:47,804 Hey, Gary. 84 00:06:47,838 --> 00:06:50,740 What, am I on a different site today? 85 00:06:50,774 --> 00:06:53,143 Didn't you talk to Jasmine last night? 86 00:06:53,176 --> 00:06:55,846 Yeah. So she... she told ya? 87 00:06:55,879 --> 00:06:57,647 Yeah, she did. 88 00:06:57,681 --> 00:07:00,483 Which is why I'm surprised to see you here. 89 00:07:00,517 --> 00:07:03,420 - I don't quite follow, mate. - Well... 90 00:07:04,321 --> 00:07:06,423 She told me that she didn't want you 91 00:07:06,456 --> 00:07:08,658 working here anymore, either. 92 00:07:08,692 --> 00:07:10,493 Gaz, I was working with you 93 00:07:10,527 --> 00:07:12,495 before Jas and I started seeing each other. 94 00:07:12,529 --> 00:07:14,564 Mate, it was you who introduced us. 95 00:07:14,598 --> 00:07:16,933 Yeah, I know, I know. 96 00:07:16,967 --> 00:07:19,269 She's me daughter. 97 00:07:19,302 --> 00:07:21,905 She thinks that it would be awkward 98 00:07:21,938 --> 00:07:24,708 to have her ex working with her old man. 99 00:07:26,243 --> 00:07:28,411 Are you firing me? 100 00:07:32,616 --> 00:07:34,084 Oh! 101 00:07:35,986 --> 00:07:37,687 Gaz. 102 00:07:39,322 --> 00:07:41,858 Gary, please, I need this job. 103 00:07:43,793 --> 00:07:45,161 Fired? 104 00:07:45,195 --> 00:07:47,030 He can't fire him. 105 00:07:47,964 --> 00:07:49,866 Give the man a break! 106 00:07:54,037 --> 00:07:55,839 Jake! 107 00:07:55,872 --> 00:07:57,607 Yeah? 108 00:08:00,176 --> 00:08:02,545 That's my hard hat. 109 00:08:09,286 --> 00:08:11,388 Oi, can I have his hard hat? 110 00:08:11,421 --> 00:08:13,823 That looks brand-new, mate. 111 00:08:19,729 --> 00:08:21,765 All the best, Jake. 112 00:08:23,199 --> 00:08:24,935 Fuck off! 113 00:08:28,305 --> 00:08:29,839 Mate, what are you doing here? 114 00:08:29,873 --> 00:08:31,708 Aren't you supposed to be at work? 115 00:08:31,741 --> 00:08:33,710 Bloody hell, Cam, put some clothes on. 116 00:08:33,743 --> 00:08:35,378 Um... my house, my rules, mate. 117 00:08:35,413 --> 00:08:36,947 Ah, it's your parents' house. 118 00:08:36,980 --> 00:08:39,382 And the way you're dressed should be illegal everywhere. 119 00:08:39,417 --> 00:08:41,618 Whatever. Anyway, what's going on with you? 120 00:08:41,651 --> 00:08:46,022 Bloody Jasmine had her dad fire me, didn't she? 121 00:08:46,056 --> 00:08:47,457 Yeah, that's fair. 122 00:08:47,490 --> 00:08:49,025 Are you serious? 123 00:08:49,059 --> 00:08:51,461 I'm just saying I can see why she did that. 124 00:08:51,494 --> 00:08:53,229 Mate, I don't know what I'm gonna do without her. 125 00:08:53,263 --> 00:08:55,198 Don't start that shit, mate. 126 00:08:55,231 --> 00:08:58,802 Jasmine is a bitch and you're better off without her. 127 00:08:58,835 --> 00:09:00,804 Don't you talk about Jas like that, OK? 128 00:09:00,837 --> 00:09:04,074 She is a beautiful, sensual, complicated woman 129 00:09:04,107 --> 00:09:06,509 and we might still end up together one day, OK? 130 00:09:06,543 --> 00:09:09,045 OK, mate. Whatever you say. 131 00:09:12,082 --> 00:09:13,750 Ahhh! 132 00:09:15,185 --> 00:09:17,554 Look at this, would ya? 133 00:09:17,587 --> 00:09:22,192 Women just falling over themselves for this guy. 134 00:09:22,225 --> 00:09:24,294 He's not that good-looking, is he? 135 00:09:24,327 --> 00:09:26,363 Ah, that's weird. 136 00:09:26,396 --> 00:09:29,632 Mate, he just rode across the country on a bike, for charity. 137 00:09:29,666 --> 00:09:31,568 You know, he could look like Chewbacca's bum hole 138 00:09:31,601 --> 00:09:33,236 and still get the girls. 139 00:09:34,771 --> 00:09:36,373 You need to do something like that. 140 00:09:36,407 --> 00:09:37,874 Like what? 141 00:09:37,907 --> 00:09:41,745 Some big, like, charity bullshit thing. 142 00:09:41,778 --> 00:09:44,482 Imagine the chicks that you would get. 143 00:09:44,514 --> 00:09:47,617 I don't want the chicks. I just want Jas. 144 00:09:47,650 --> 00:09:49,919 God, you sound like a baby, you know that? 145 00:09:49,953 --> 00:09:52,055 'Cause I don't wanna ride across the country on a bike? 146 00:09:52,088 --> 00:09:54,257 I'm going to focus on getting my girl back. 147 00:09:54,290 --> 00:09:55,992 Whatever. You're so boring. 148 00:09:56,026 --> 00:09:58,528 Here, can you rub some of this on my back? 149 00:10:00,431 --> 00:10:03,166 I'm not boring! 150 00:10:03,199 --> 00:10:05,503 I wanted this anyway! 151 00:10:05,535 --> 00:10:07,237 Idiot. 152 00:10:22,585 --> 00:10:24,921 Jake, we think you're a hero. 153 00:10:24,954 --> 00:10:26,623 Doing what you did for charity? 154 00:10:26,656 --> 00:10:28,725 It's what every girl wants in a man. 155 00:10:28,758 --> 00:10:30,693 You live such an exciting life. 156 00:10:30,727 --> 00:10:33,063 - Have sex with us. - Whoa-ho-ho! 157 00:10:33,096 --> 00:10:35,298 Have sex with us! Have sex with us! 158 00:10:35,331 --> 00:10:37,700 Jake? Yes! 159 00:10:38,469 --> 00:10:40,670 I'll give you excitement. 160 00:10:42,572 --> 00:10:45,375 Ahh, good morning, my friend. 161 00:10:45,409 --> 00:10:48,311 - How are you feeling? - OK. 162 00:10:48,344 --> 00:10:49,712 Great. Great. 163 00:10:49,746 --> 00:10:51,915 'Cause I feel amazing. 164 00:10:53,116 --> 00:10:56,152 - Have you taken something? - Nope. El naturale. 165 00:10:58,054 --> 00:10:59,956 Hey, you know I, uh, never thought I'd say this, 166 00:10:59,989 --> 00:11:02,192 but I thought about what you said yesterday 167 00:11:02,225 --> 00:11:03,927 and I think you might be right. 168 00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:05,295 Of course I am. 169 00:11:05,328 --> 00:11:06,930 What are we talking about? 170 00:11:06,963 --> 00:11:09,833 Me doing like a bike ride for charity across the country. 171 00:11:09,866 --> 00:11:11,535 - Like the dude. I'm in. - Really? 172 00:11:11,569 --> 00:11:13,036 - Yes. - Yes! 173 00:11:13,069 --> 00:11:14,337 - Boom! - Love it. 174 00:11:14,370 --> 00:11:17,408 But I haven't really ridden since the bike accident, 175 00:11:17,441 --> 00:11:19,642 so I can't ride. 176 00:11:19,676 --> 00:11:21,344 It'll have to be something else. 177 00:11:21,377 --> 00:11:23,046 Right. 178 00:11:24,482 --> 00:11:26,049 - Um... - What you got? 179 00:11:26,816 --> 00:11:29,953 - Kayak to New Zealand. - Come on! 180 00:11:29,986 --> 00:11:31,821 Be serious. Do you know how dangerous that is? 181 00:11:31,855 --> 00:11:33,823 - What? It's not that far, is it? - Yeah. 182 00:11:33,857 --> 00:11:37,360 I'm pretty sure, like, lots of people have died doing that. 183 00:11:37,393 --> 00:11:38,761 You could do a big run. 184 00:11:38,795 --> 00:11:40,797 You know what happened to me at high school, Cam. 185 00:11:40,830 --> 00:11:47,303 Ohh. Alright, so, running, riding, kayaking - all out. 186 00:11:47,337 --> 00:11:48,805 You know what, though? 187 00:11:48,838 --> 00:11:50,541 Because Jasmine just dumped you... 188 00:11:50,574 --> 00:11:52,709 - Yeah. - And then Gary fired you, right? 189 00:11:52,742 --> 00:11:55,579 - Yes. - Like, nobody needs you here. 190 00:11:55,613 --> 00:11:56,913 Cam! 191 00:11:56,946 --> 00:11:59,082 I'm just saying, like, you've got heaps of time. 192 00:11:59,115 --> 00:12:03,953 So... why don't you just, like, walk around Australia? 193 00:12:05,489 --> 00:12:07,357 I like to walk. 194 00:12:08,291 --> 00:12:09,959 Not bad. 195 00:12:12,128 --> 00:12:14,797 How far to walk around Australia? 196 00:12:17,667 --> 00:12:19,503 15,000 Ks. 197 00:12:19,537 --> 00:12:21,070 - 15,000?! - Yep. 198 00:12:21,104 --> 00:12:22,573 Shit! 199 00:12:22,606 --> 00:12:24,307 Too far. 200 00:12:25,308 --> 00:12:27,210 What about... 201 00:12:27,243 --> 00:12:29,245 ..just Western Australia? 202 00:12:32,182 --> 00:12:35,419 How far to walk around Western Australia? 203 00:12:37,521 --> 00:12:39,689 4,000 Ks. Could I do that? 204 00:12:41,357 --> 00:12:42,959 Come with me. 205 00:12:42,992 --> 00:12:44,495 Huh? 206 00:12:44,528 --> 00:12:47,030 - Give me your phone. - Oi! 207 00:12:52,769 --> 00:12:54,771 Alright, wait here. 208 00:12:56,172 --> 00:12:58,141 Can you at least tell me what we're doing? 209 00:12:58,174 --> 00:13:00,944 We are going to see how long it's gonna take you 210 00:13:00,977 --> 00:13:03,414 to walk 4,000 kilometres. 211 00:13:03,447 --> 00:13:05,181 Right. 212 00:13:07,484 --> 00:13:09,085 Walk to me! 213 00:13:14,857 --> 00:13:16,859 Who am I? 214 00:13:16,893 --> 00:13:18,596 Just walk normally, you dick! 215 00:13:18,629 --> 00:13:20,863 Right. 216 00:13:21,599 --> 00:13:23,567 - Stop. - How'd I go? 217 00:13:23,601 --> 00:13:25,168 31 seconds. 218 00:13:25,201 --> 00:13:26,736 Is that good? 219 00:13:26,769 --> 00:13:28,805 Well, that was like, what... 220 00:13:28,838 --> 00:13:30,873 - 50 metres? - Oh, easy. 221 00:13:30,907 --> 00:13:34,578 Cool. So that means you could do about 6 Ks an hour. 222 00:13:34,612 --> 00:13:37,347 You walk 10 hours a day. 223 00:13:38,181 --> 00:13:40,116 Mate... you give yourself three months 224 00:13:40,149 --> 00:13:42,385 to do this thing, you'll smash it. 225 00:13:42,419 --> 00:13:43,753 Oh, sweet as. 226 00:13:43,786 --> 00:13:46,389 Alright, so what about Margaret River to Broome? 227 00:13:46,423 --> 00:13:49,158 2,620. 228 00:13:49,192 --> 00:13:51,861 - Mate, piece of cake. - Sweet. 229 00:13:51,894 --> 00:13:54,665 You wanna get girls on this walk, 230 00:13:54,698 --> 00:13:57,233 you need to do it for kids. 231 00:13:57,267 --> 00:13:59,235 I just need someone to sponsor me. 232 00:13:59,269 --> 00:14:02,171 Mate, remember my Uncle Brian? He's a billionaire? 233 00:14:02,205 --> 00:14:04,742 And, like, I'm pretty sure I'm his favourite nephew, 234 00:14:04,774 --> 00:14:06,744 so he'll do it for me for sure. 235 00:14:06,776 --> 00:14:08,746 Isn't he, like, the most hated CEO ever? 236 00:14:08,778 --> 00:14:11,314 Oh, yeah. Total dick. 237 00:14:11,347 --> 00:14:13,216 Hello, Angel. 238 00:14:13,249 --> 00:14:15,084 Oh, did I wake you? 239 00:14:15,852 --> 00:14:18,656 Oh, merry Christmas, yes. 240 00:14:18,689 --> 00:14:21,357 Yeah, no, that'll stop the Twitter vultures 241 00:14:21,391 --> 00:14:22,825 from picking on me. 242 00:14:22,859 --> 00:14:24,994 Yeah, we got a problem with that picture, Angel. 243 00:14:25,028 --> 00:14:27,797 You're gonna have to fix it. Uh... 244 00:14:27,830 --> 00:14:30,033 Quarter of a million hits, yeah. 245 00:14:31,167 --> 00:14:33,803 Well, I took it out and dipped it in the punch bowl. 246 00:14:33,836 --> 00:14:35,606 I thought it was funny at the time, you know, 247 00:14:35,639 --> 00:14:38,374 but these days, there's always someone with a camera phone. 248 00:14:38,409 --> 00:14:41,512 There's no privacy anymore. Not my fault. 249 00:14:41,545 --> 00:14:43,980 I'll blame Apple. 250 00:14:44,914 --> 00:14:46,450 - Jacket. Jacket. - Oops, sorry. 251 00:14:46,483 --> 00:14:48,184 Yeah, that's alright. 252 00:14:50,053 --> 00:14:51,722 - Alright. - Wait, let me check. 253 00:14:51,755 --> 00:14:53,657 - Yeah? Yeah? - Sweet. 254 00:14:53,691 --> 00:14:55,693 - Let's just... - Leave it. Leave it! Let's go. 255 00:14:55,726 --> 00:14:58,061 - Come on. - Alright. 256 00:15:03,701 --> 00:15:05,335 - Let's do it. - Alright. 257 00:15:05,368 --> 00:15:07,136 Let's make bank. 258 00:15:12,443 --> 00:15:14,844 He'll be fine. 259 00:15:18,449 --> 00:15:19,817 Is he OK? 260 00:15:19,849 --> 00:15:21,585 Uncle Brian! 261 00:15:23,186 --> 00:15:24,621 Ah, Cameron! 262 00:15:24,655 --> 00:15:26,222 How are you doing? 263 00:15:26,255 --> 00:15:28,324 - Yeah, I'm good, I'm good. - That's what I like to hear. 264 00:15:28,358 --> 00:15:30,427 Uh, Uncle, this is my best mate Jake 265 00:15:30,461 --> 00:15:31,861 that I was telling you about. 266 00:15:31,894 --> 00:15:33,597 - Oh, yeah. - G'day, Mr King. 267 00:15:33,630 --> 00:15:35,599 It's really lovely to meet you, sir. 268 00:15:35,632 --> 00:15:37,534 Hmm? Yeah. 269 00:15:38,569 --> 00:15:41,572 Well, Jake, I hear you're after some of my cash. 270 00:15:41,605 --> 00:15:45,007 Yeah. Yeah, well, I want it to give to charity. 271 00:15:45,041 --> 00:15:46,976 Yeah, well, what are you gonna do for it? 272 00:15:47,009 --> 00:15:51,247 Uh, gonna walk 2,500 kilometres 273 00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:53,784 from the bottom of the state to the top. 274 00:15:53,817 --> 00:15:55,218 And? 275 00:15:55,251 --> 00:15:57,521 And the money that we raise, we're gonna give 276 00:15:57,554 --> 00:15:58,888 to sick kids in hospital 277 00:15:58,921 --> 00:16:00,557 and then they'll be... they'll be happy. 278 00:16:00,591 --> 00:16:03,627 Yeah, yeah, but what else are you gonna do for the money? 279 00:16:03,660 --> 00:16:05,863 Ah, that's it. That's all. 280 00:16:05,895 --> 00:16:07,964 Look, Jake, do you have any idea 281 00:16:07,997 --> 00:16:10,434 how many bloody do-gooders there are after my cash? 282 00:16:10,467 --> 00:16:12,870 I mean, the last one was a teenage girl 283 00:16:12,902 --> 00:16:15,304 wanted to set up a shelter for depressed wallabies. 284 00:16:15,338 --> 00:16:16,740 God! 285 00:16:16,774 --> 00:16:20,243 - Gave her $200,000 too. - Whoa! 286 00:16:20,276 --> 00:16:22,979 Tell him what... what she did for it, Angel. 287 00:16:23,012 --> 00:16:25,148 Oh, she kite-surfed unassisted 288 00:16:25,181 --> 00:16:27,917 from the Cayman Islands to Texas. 289 00:16:27,950 --> 00:16:29,553 Whoa! 290 00:16:29,586 --> 00:16:31,954 And she was blind. 291 00:16:31,988 --> 00:16:34,190 - Very talented girl. - Right. 292 00:16:34,223 --> 00:16:36,259 No sense of direction, though. 293 00:16:36,292 --> 00:16:39,496 No. So, you see what I'm getting at here, Jake? 294 00:16:39,530 --> 00:16:41,832 Nuh, not really. 295 00:16:41,865 --> 00:16:44,868 Angel tells me that we need some good press. 296 00:16:44,902 --> 00:16:46,570 You probably heard 297 00:16:46,603 --> 00:16:49,506 my paper was caught bugging celebrities' toilets. 298 00:16:49,540 --> 00:16:51,675 Yeah, yeah, I did hear something about that. 299 00:16:51,708 --> 00:16:53,477 And there was that... that story 300 00:16:53,510 --> 00:16:56,145 about the penis in the punch bowl at the Christmas party. 301 00:16:56,179 --> 00:16:57,980 Did you read about that? 302 00:16:58,014 --> 00:16:59,650 Yeah, Cam showed me something about that. 303 00:16:59,683 --> 00:17:01,819 Lies, all of it. Right, Angel? 304 00:17:01,852 --> 00:17:04,521 They just hate you because you're successful, sir. 305 00:17:04,555 --> 00:17:06,389 Right. 306 00:17:06,423 --> 00:17:08,191 But it wouldn't hurt your image 307 00:17:08,224 --> 00:17:10,393 to do something nice for the sick kids. 308 00:17:10,427 --> 00:17:14,363 Yeah, yeah, it just has to be a big splash, though. 309 00:17:14,397 --> 00:17:16,232 Hang on a moment. Go with me on this. 310 00:17:16,265 --> 00:17:19,536 How about you carry a koala on your back? 311 00:17:19,570 --> 00:17:21,505 I don't have a koala. 312 00:17:21,538 --> 00:17:23,172 Ah. How about a child? 313 00:17:23,206 --> 00:17:25,274 Who's gonna let me borrow their kid? 314 00:17:25,308 --> 00:17:27,276 Yeah, that's a good point, isn't it? 315 00:17:27,310 --> 00:17:29,446 Oh, I know, I'll do it unassisted 316 00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:32,114 and I'll put your name on my backpack. 317 00:17:35,084 --> 00:17:37,821 Alright, you got me in a good mood. Let's do it. 318 00:17:37,855 --> 00:17:40,223 Angel, put out a statement. 319 00:17:40,256 --> 00:17:42,826 Just him and a backpack. Right, Jake? 320 00:17:42,860 --> 00:17:44,495 Yep, nothin' else. 321 00:17:44,528 --> 00:17:46,463 Great. Stark naked. 322 00:17:46,497 --> 00:17:48,799 - Perfect. - Oh, no, no, no. No, no. 323 00:17:48,832 --> 00:17:50,601 I'll get arrested if I'm nude. 324 00:17:50,634 --> 00:17:53,937 Alright. Just a loincloth then, alright? 325 00:17:53,971 --> 00:17:55,439 Otherwise, that's it. 326 00:17:55,472 --> 00:17:59,576 We'll call him the Naked Wanderer. 327 00:17:59,610 --> 00:18:00,978 No, no, no, it's awkward. 328 00:18:01,010 --> 00:18:03,680 There you go, Jake. Now fuck off! 329 00:18:03,714 --> 00:18:06,349 Oh, Mr King, can I just have... 330 00:18:07,818 --> 00:18:11,120 - 2,500 kilometres nude? - Well, we got the money, though. 331 00:18:11,153 --> 00:18:12,523 Did you hear what I just said? 332 00:18:12,556 --> 00:18:14,725 I have to walk all that way with no clothes. Nude. 333 00:18:14,758 --> 00:18:17,728 - Yeah, I know. It's awesome. - Oh, Cam, Cam, listen! 334 00:18:17,761 --> 00:18:19,228 I can't do it, mate. 335 00:18:19,262 --> 00:18:21,063 It's going to be 40-plus degrees every day. 336 00:18:21,097 --> 00:18:22,766 I have to wear a massive backpack. 337 00:18:22,799 --> 00:18:24,233 You know my feet easily blister. 338 00:18:24,267 --> 00:18:26,269 I mean, this... this is so stupid, Cam! 339 00:18:26,302 --> 00:18:29,105 Hey, hey, listen, listen. Just settle down, alright? 340 00:18:29,138 --> 00:18:32,375 There is such thing as sunscreen, you know? 341 00:18:32,409 --> 00:18:34,878 And, hey, it's also going to be perfect 342 00:18:34,912 --> 00:18:36,780 because you're already going to be naked. 343 00:18:36,813 --> 00:18:38,982 Do you know how horny that's gonna make the babes 344 00:18:39,016 --> 00:18:40,617 you meet along the way? 345 00:18:40,651 --> 00:18:42,151 Oh, that's great, Cam, 346 00:18:42,184 --> 00:18:43,820 except my dick's not gonna work because of the heat. 347 00:18:43,854 --> 00:18:46,623 You'll be fine. The loincloth will protect your dick. 348 00:18:46,657 --> 00:18:49,026 Hey, and listen, if it makes you feel any better, 349 00:18:49,058 --> 00:18:51,595 I'm going to be there with you every step of the way. 350 00:18:51,628 --> 00:18:53,430 - Really? - Yeah, in a car. 351 00:18:55,231 --> 00:18:58,902 No-one has ever done a walk this size naked before. 352 00:18:58,936 --> 00:19:00,737 No. Of course they haven't. 353 00:19:00,771 --> 00:19:02,204 No-one is this stupid. 354 00:19:02,238 --> 00:19:04,073 You'll be a hero, mate. 355 00:19:04,106 --> 00:19:06,309 You'll never pay for another beer in your life. 356 00:19:06,342 --> 00:19:08,144 You could be Australian of the Year. 357 00:19:08,177 --> 00:19:10,112 You're being ridiculous. 358 00:19:10,146 --> 00:19:12,381 Just remember whose idea this was, alright? 359 00:19:23,159 --> 00:19:25,194 - I got this. - Let's go. 360 00:19:30,968 --> 00:19:33,302 - Hmm. - Come on! 361 00:19:37,139 --> 00:19:39,543 Ohh! It's my uncle. 362 00:19:40,309 --> 00:19:41,945 - You have it. - Huh? 363 00:19:41,979 --> 00:19:43,680 Quick! 364 00:19:44,481 --> 00:19:46,382 - Uh, hello? - Ah, Jake. 365 00:19:46,416 --> 00:19:48,452 Just to let you know I'm keeping an eye on you, 366 00:19:48,485 --> 00:19:50,353 you know, so don't embarrass me, right? 367 00:19:50,386 --> 00:19:52,589 We have a tracker on the satphone. 368 00:19:52,623 --> 00:19:53,790 Uh, OK. 369 00:19:53,824 --> 00:19:56,059 Don't forget to plug me a lot on Twitter 370 00:19:56,093 --> 00:19:58,127 as Mr All Heart, right? 371 00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:00,530 Uh, yeah, yeah. Mr Heart on Twitter. Yep. 372 00:20:00,564 --> 00:20:03,700 Jake, seriously, don't... don't mess this up. 373 00:20:03,734 --> 00:20:06,069 My stock price has just taken a bit of a hit 374 00:20:06,103 --> 00:20:08,371 and I'm up to the eyeballs with fucking legal... 375 00:20:08,405 --> 00:20:10,239 Hello! 376 00:20:10,272 --> 00:20:13,543 Who says the young don't give a stuff? 377 00:20:13,577 --> 00:20:16,713 Now, this young man is the spirit of Australia. 378 00:20:16,747 --> 00:20:19,483 How proud I am to support him on this adventure 379 00:20:19,516 --> 00:20:21,485 that won't only change his life, 380 00:20:21,518 --> 00:20:23,553 but will change the lives of thousands. 381 00:20:23,587 --> 00:20:25,455 - From now on, Jack... - Jake. 382 00:20:25,489 --> 00:20:28,992 Jake! ..Jake will be known as the... 383 00:20:29,026 --> 00:20:31,094 ..Naked Wanderer. 384 00:20:33,229 --> 00:20:36,399 Now, waiting for Jake at the end of his walk 385 00:20:36,433 --> 00:20:40,437 is $200,000 that I'm happy to contribute. 386 00:20:40,470 --> 00:20:44,875 It's, uh... just the kind of guy I am. 387 00:20:44,908 --> 00:20:48,912 So, good luck, Naked Wanderer. 388 00:20:50,947 --> 00:20:52,549 Thank you. 389 00:20:52,582 --> 00:20:54,451 What's next? 390 00:20:58,121 --> 00:21:00,691 - You're here. You actually came. - Yeah! 391 00:21:00,724 --> 00:21:02,859 You thought I wouldn't come and wish you luck? 392 00:21:02,893 --> 00:21:04,494 Ooh! 393 00:21:04,528 --> 00:21:06,463 - How does it feel, Jake? - Alright, that's enough. 394 00:21:06,496 --> 00:21:08,799 Come on, mate. 395 00:21:08,832 --> 00:21:10,534 Hurry up. 396 00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:18,842 - Good luck, buddy. - Thanks. 397 00:21:22,244 --> 00:21:23,947 Jake. 398 00:21:35,992 --> 00:21:37,894 Jake, it's Angel. 399 00:21:39,830 --> 00:21:43,200 Mr King would like to remind you you better fucking make it. 400 00:21:43,232 --> 00:21:45,669 Otherwise, just stay out there. 401 00:22:01,551 --> 00:22:03,252 Hey! 402 00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:39,222 Oh, pick up the pace, will you? 403 00:22:39,256 --> 00:22:41,958 If it isn't my support team. 404 00:22:41,992 --> 00:22:43,392 - How's it going? - Yeah. 405 00:22:43,426 --> 00:22:45,228 All these cars keep tooting me 406 00:22:45,262 --> 00:22:46,797 and people shout out very colourful things. 407 00:22:46,830 --> 00:22:48,632 Yeah, it's because you're famous, mate. 408 00:22:48,665 --> 00:22:50,901 You're going to be on the news tonight. 409 00:22:50,934 --> 00:22:52,202 - Really? - Yeah. 410 00:22:52,235 --> 00:22:53,637 - That's awesome. - Yeah, cool. 411 00:22:53,670 --> 00:22:55,371 Hey, um, where am I meeting you next? 412 00:22:55,405 --> 00:22:57,574 Cam, we've been through this a thousand times. 413 00:22:57,607 --> 00:22:59,643 It's all on the map I gave you, alright? 414 00:22:59,676 --> 00:23:01,478 You have still got the map, right? 415 00:23:01,511 --> 00:23:04,014 Uh... Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I've got it, I've got it. 416 00:23:04,047 --> 00:23:05,482 It's cool. Um... 417 00:23:05,515 --> 00:23:07,450 Just gotta check something. I'll be back. 418 00:23:07,484 --> 00:23:09,286 - One sec. - Cam, where is it? 419 00:23:47,591 --> 00:23:51,528 ♪ Just a-walkin' down the road 420 00:23:55,065 --> 00:23:59,069 ♪ I'm just walkin' down the road 421 00:23:59,102 --> 00:24:02,138 ♪ Singing to myself 422 00:24:02,172 --> 00:24:03,573 ♪ I want to... ♪ 423 00:24:03,607 --> 00:24:05,675 - G'day, mate. - Fuck! 424 00:24:05,709 --> 00:24:07,577 Holy sh... Where did you come from? 425 00:24:07,611 --> 00:24:09,546 You scared the shit out of me, mate. 426 00:24:09,579 --> 00:24:12,616 Where did you come from? Why are you naked? 427 00:24:12,649 --> 00:24:15,452 You... you OK? Did someone rape you? 428 00:24:15,485 --> 00:24:18,387 No. No-one raped me, mate. I'm the Naked Wanderer. 429 00:24:18,421 --> 00:24:21,224 - So you're on drugs? - No, I'm not on drugs. 430 00:24:21,258 --> 00:24:23,093 I'm doing a walk for charity. 431 00:24:23,126 --> 00:24:24,527 This company sponsored me 432 00:24:24,561 --> 00:24:26,529 and I'm just naked to make it more interesting. 433 00:24:26,563 --> 00:24:28,231 - That's ridiculous. - No, it's... 434 00:24:28,265 --> 00:24:30,033 Yeah, it is a bit. 435 00:24:30,066 --> 00:24:33,169 Anyway, who are you and why are you out here half-naked? 436 00:24:33,203 --> 00:24:35,372 Eli. I'm heading back to country. 437 00:24:35,405 --> 00:24:38,909 Oh. Well, I'm Jake, by the way. Nice to meet ya. 438 00:24:38,942 --> 00:24:41,511 - What'd you say you were doing? - Going back to country. 439 00:24:41,544 --> 00:24:43,480 I'll spend a few months living in the bush 440 00:24:43,513 --> 00:24:45,081 like my ancestors used to. 441 00:24:45,115 --> 00:24:49,586 Really? That's cool. You wanna walk with me for a bit? 442 00:24:49,619 --> 00:24:51,621 In this heat? No way, mate. 443 00:24:51,655 --> 00:24:53,556 I wouldn't walk in this if you paid me. 444 00:24:53,590 --> 00:24:56,192 That's fair enough. It was good to meet you, mate. 445 00:24:56,226 --> 00:24:58,061 Might see you on the road. 446 00:26:15,538 --> 00:26:17,140 What the...?! 447 00:26:46,236 --> 00:26:50,474 Oh! Excuse me? Are you OK? 448 00:26:50,508 --> 00:26:53,777 Yeah, I'm fine, thanks. How are you? 449 00:26:53,810 --> 00:26:56,846 I'm great, but can I ask why you're out here almost naked? 450 00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:59,649 - Oh, it's for kids. - Excuse me? 451 00:26:59,682 --> 00:27:02,085 - I'm naked for kids. - Oh, my God! 452 00:27:02,118 --> 00:27:03,720 No, no, no, no. 453 00:27:03,753 --> 00:27:05,989 I'm doing a charity walk to help raise money for sick kids 454 00:27:06,022 --> 00:27:08,558 and being naked is part of the challenge. 455 00:27:08,591 --> 00:27:10,727 So I've got about 2,000 Ks to go. 456 00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:12,530 I'm Jake, by the way. 457 00:27:12,562 --> 00:27:14,465 Nice to meet you, Jake. 458 00:27:14,498 --> 00:27:18,635 I'm Nikki, that's Valerie and that's Keithy. 459 00:27:18,668 --> 00:27:21,171 - I just have to say, you win. - Win what? 460 00:27:21,204 --> 00:27:23,673 I have seen some crazy stuff in Australia, 461 00:27:23,706 --> 00:27:25,675 but you are by far the craziest. 462 00:27:25,708 --> 00:27:27,677 Really? Oh, that's awesome. 463 00:27:27,710 --> 00:27:29,413 Where are you guys headed? 464 00:27:29,447 --> 00:27:31,549 Uh, Cervantes. Are you going there? 465 00:27:31,581 --> 00:27:33,551 Yeah, yeah, should be there in about three days. 466 00:27:33,583 --> 00:27:35,218 Can I give you something? 467 00:27:35,251 --> 00:27:37,421 Feel like I need to give you something. Here. 468 00:27:37,455 --> 00:27:39,322 Oh. Thanks. 469 00:27:40,590 --> 00:27:42,859 Come find us at Cervantes, naked Jake. 470 00:27:42,892 --> 00:27:45,161 Yeah, I will. 471 00:27:53,002 --> 00:27:54,704 Ohhh! 472 00:28:06,382 --> 00:28:08,651 Ahhh! 473 00:28:23,467 --> 00:28:25,235 Oh, my God! 474 00:28:26,102 --> 00:28:28,805 Oh! They told me you were coming our way. 475 00:28:28,838 --> 00:28:33,577 And I was using the laws of attraction to lure you in. 476 00:28:33,611 --> 00:28:35,579 Oh, 'The Secret' works! 477 00:28:35,613 --> 00:28:37,981 Come, come. Ohhh! 478 00:28:38,014 --> 00:28:40,950 How are you? Do you want a drink? 479 00:28:40,984 --> 00:28:42,218 Tea? Coffee? 480 00:28:42,252 --> 00:28:44,821 Come inside and I'll fix you up something. 481 00:28:44,854 --> 00:28:48,358 OK. Um, I'm just looking for a blue... Oh! 482 00:28:57,635 --> 00:29:00,937 Oh... Oh, thanks very much. 483 00:29:01,704 --> 00:29:03,840 Wait there. I'll be right back. 484 00:29:03,873 --> 00:29:05,375 OK. 485 00:29:32,670 --> 00:29:34,070 Oh. 486 00:29:34,103 --> 00:29:37,807 I feel so blessed to meet you, Jake. 487 00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:40,843 You do? Oh! How do you know my name? 488 00:29:40,877 --> 00:29:42,845 I saw you on the TV a few nights ago. 489 00:29:42,879 --> 00:29:46,082 And I follow your tweets. I'm Halina. 490 00:29:46,115 --> 00:29:47,585 Here. Take this. 491 00:29:47,618 --> 00:29:50,119 Whoa! That's a lot of... Whoa! What's that for? 492 00:29:50,153 --> 00:29:51,921 Well, you are raising money, aren't you? 493 00:29:51,955 --> 00:29:53,591 Yeah, but that's a lot of money. 494 00:29:53,624 --> 00:29:56,392 Well, you won't raise anything unless you take it from people. 495 00:29:56,427 --> 00:29:58,161 Thanks. 496 00:29:58,194 --> 00:30:00,396 Oooh! 497 00:30:01,364 --> 00:30:02,999 I guess it's just... 498 00:30:03,032 --> 00:30:07,471 ..walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, isn't it? 499 00:30:07,504 --> 00:30:09,473 Sometimes I stop and eat too. 500 00:30:13,243 --> 00:30:15,745 What do you do when you want to go to the toilet? 501 00:30:15,778 --> 00:30:17,648 I mean, number ones I know, 502 00:30:17,681 --> 00:30:19,617 but number twos must be a bit difficult. 503 00:30:19,650 --> 00:30:21,351 Um... 504 00:30:22,318 --> 00:30:23,886 Oh! Excuse me. 505 00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:25,888 I just remembered I've got to go and do something. 506 00:30:25,922 --> 00:30:27,323 - Oh. Really? - Yeah, sorry. 507 00:30:27,357 --> 00:30:30,694 I'll catch up with you a bit later. Cheers. 508 00:30:30,728 --> 00:30:32,429 Thank you! 509 00:30:49,979 --> 00:30:51,482 Hey! 510 00:30:52,449 --> 00:30:54,718 Not so naked Jake. 511 00:30:54,752 --> 00:30:56,919 Uh... you have clothes on. 512 00:30:56,953 --> 00:30:59,856 - Yeah, I do. Valerie, right? - Yeah. 513 00:30:59,889 --> 00:31:02,358 Yeah, yeah. Fancy seeing you here. 514 00:31:02,392 --> 00:31:05,429 What's the matter? You look a little flustered. 515 00:31:05,462 --> 00:31:07,263 No, no, no. I'm just a bit hot. 516 00:31:07,297 --> 00:31:10,033 - Yeah, needed to take a swim. - Yeah. 517 00:31:10,066 --> 00:31:12,736 Do you know if there are any jellyfish in here? 518 00:31:12,770 --> 00:31:15,472 Here? I... I... I don't think so. 519 00:31:15,506 --> 00:31:17,907 That's good. You wanna come in? 520 00:31:19,042 --> 00:31:22,145 Um, no. I'm just going to warm up a bit here first. 521 00:31:23,279 --> 00:31:27,317 Yeah, yeah, I might just chill for a bit here too. 522 00:31:27,350 --> 00:31:28,985 Cool. 523 00:31:34,725 --> 00:31:37,093 Do you need a... Do you need a hand? 524 00:31:37,126 --> 00:31:39,262 - Yeah, would you? - Yeah. 525 00:31:41,699 --> 00:31:43,399 Cool. 526 00:31:44,167 --> 00:31:45,868 - Just... just here? - Yeah. 527 00:31:45,902 --> 00:31:47,837 That's alright. 528 00:31:49,005 --> 00:31:51,174 Yeah, it'll get ya good. 529 00:31:52,141 --> 00:31:55,011 - What'll get me good? - The sun. 530 00:31:55,044 --> 00:31:57,146 - The Aussie sun. It's... - Right, yeah. 531 00:31:57,180 --> 00:31:59,683 We've got a bit of a hole in the ozone layer, so... 532 00:31:59,717 --> 00:32:01,552 Yeah, it's... it's bad. Yeah. 533 00:32:06,956 --> 00:32:09,460 Hmm. What a wicked spot, eh? 534 00:32:09,493 --> 00:32:10,893 Mmm. 535 00:32:10,927 --> 00:32:13,630 Do you have anything like this back home? 536 00:32:13,664 --> 00:32:15,131 Oh, gosh. 537 00:32:15,164 --> 00:32:17,367 Well, I've lived actually all over the place 538 00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:19,302 and, no, not even close. 539 00:32:19,335 --> 00:32:21,505 Well, you know what you need to do then, right? 540 00:32:21,538 --> 00:32:23,172 What's that? 541 00:32:23,206 --> 00:32:25,476 Well, you need to find yourself a good Aussie bloke to marry 542 00:32:25,509 --> 00:32:26,909 so you can stay here. 543 00:32:26,943 --> 00:32:28,512 Are you saying that you'd marry me 544 00:32:28,545 --> 00:32:30,714 so that I could get my Australian citizenship? 545 00:32:30,748 --> 00:32:32,315 Because that would actually be great. 546 00:32:32,348 --> 00:32:34,785 - Oh, no, no, no. I'm... - I was planning to move back... 547 00:32:34,818 --> 00:32:36,587 You're joking. You're kidding, right? 548 00:32:36,620 --> 00:32:38,555 You got me good. 549 00:32:38,589 --> 00:32:40,323 - Got you. - You did. 550 00:32:44,661 --> 00:32:46,229 - Well, it was good... - So, um... 551 00:32:46,262 --> 00:32:47,531 Yeah? 552 00:32:47,564 --> 00:32:50,066 Tell me more about this walk you're doing for charity. 553 00:32:50,099 --> 00:32:52,935 Yeah, well, I gotta walk up to this town called Broome, 554 00:32:52,969 --> 00:32:55,439 at the top of WA, like a broom, you know. 555 00:32:55,472 --> 00:32:56,973 Yeah, right, yeah. 556 00:32:57,006 --> 00:32:58,442 And if I make it up there, 557 00:32:58,475 --> 00:33:00,878 then this rich guy's gonna give me 200 grand 558 00:33:00,910 --> 00:33:02,513 for a children's hospital. 559 00:33:02,546 --> 00:33:03,946 - 200 grand? - Mm-hm. 560 00:33:03,980 --> 00:33:07,083 Wow. That's amazing, Jake. 561 00:33:07,950 --> 00:33:10,587 It's weird. I have... I have a niece. 562 00:33:10,621 --> 00:33:14,658 Um, she's three and she's in and out of hospital quite a bit. 563 00:33:14,691 --> 00:33:17,026 She's a very brave little girl. 564 00:33:17,059 --> 00:33:19,563 Yeah, yeah, right. As if. 565 00:33:19,596 --> 00:33:22,031 You're not gonna get me again. You got me once. 566 00:33:22,064 --> 00:33:24,033 You're not gonna get me a second time. No. 567 00:33:24,066 --> 00:33:26,737 - What? - Oh, shit, you're not joking? 568 00:33:26,770 --> 00:33:29,440 - No. - Oh, I'm so sorry. 569 00:33:30,908 --> 00:33:32,810 - It's OK. It's OK. - A mighty big... 570 00:33:32,843 --> 00:33:34,645 - Oh, naked Jakey! - Hey! 571 00:33:34,678 --> 00:33:36,078 - Hi! - Nikki. 572 00:33:36,112 --> 00:33:38,080 Oh, you are real - I thought the girls 573 00:33:38,114 --> 00:33:40,082 were taking the piss when they told me about you. 574 00:33:40,116 --> 00:33:42,084 - I told you so. - Very real. What's your name? 575 00:33:42,118 --> 00:33:43,720 - Keith. - Keith. 576 00:33:43,754 --> 00:33:45,121 - Aye. - You're a Scotsman. 577 00:33:45,154 --> 00:33:47,558 - That's right, yeah. - Aye. Aye. 578 00:33:47,591 --> 00:33:49,025 You coming for a swim? 579 00:33:49,058 --> 00:33:50,694 - Now? - Uh... 580 00:33:50,727 --> 00:33:52,696 - Let's go! - Uh... 581 00:33:53,664 --> 00:33:55,364 Uh... 582 00:34:01,170 --> 00:34:02,972 Wanna go for a swim? 583 00:34:05,374 --> 00:34:06,743 Go, go, go! 584 00:34:16,052 --> 00:34:18,287 Go, go, go! Go! Jump! 585 00:34:22,191 --> 00:34:24,260 To new friends. 586 00:34:26,797 --> 00:34:28,665 - So, Jake. - Hmm? 587 00:34:28,699 --> 00:34:31,802 What do you do, apart from taking really long walks? 588 00:34:31,835 --> 00:34:33,704 - I'm a roof carpenter. - Ooh! 589 00:34:33,737 --> 00:34:36,172 Or yeah, well, I was, anyway. 590 00:34:36,205 --> 00:34:38,174 - Retired? - Retired? 591 00:34:38,207 --> 00:34:40,243 No, I wish, mate. No, I was fired, actually. 592 00:34:40,276 --> 00:34:41,678 - Oh, right. - Oh, right. 593 00:34:41,712 --> 00:34:43,881 So they fired you before you went on this walk? 594 00:34:43,914 --> 00:34:45,381 No, no, it was just... Uh... 595 00:34:45,415 --> 00:34:47,751 Well, my boss and I don't really see eye to eye. 596 00:34:47,784 --> 00:34:51,622 So is there anyone waiting for you at the finish line? 597 00:34:51,655 --> 00:34:53,155 Probably just my housemate, Cam. 598 00:34:53,189 --> 00:34:55,258 - What, so no girlfriend? - No. 599 00:34:55,291 --> 00:34:56,793 There's... there's no girlfriend. 600 00:34:56,827 --> 00:34:58,929 That's funny, because Valerie doesn't have a boyfriend. 601 00:34:58,962 --> 00:35:00,864 Keith, don't be such a dick. 602 00:35:00,898 --> 00:35:02,633 Well, she is single, though. 603 00:35:02,666 --> 00:35:05,602 - OK, guys, I'm right here. - Just be nice, though, yeah? 604 00:35:05,636 --> 00:35:07,771 She was dumped just before she came out here. 605 00:35:07,804 --> 00:35:10,507 Guy was an idiot to think he could do better than you. 606 00:35:10,541 --> 00:35:12,409 Nice line, Jake. 607 00:35:12,442 --> 00:35:15,311 - I'll get us some more drinks. - Yep. 608 00:35:15,344 --> 00:35:17,681 - Do you have to be so obvious? - What? 609 00:35:17,714 --> 00:35:20,417 He's trying to be sweet and funny and you're ruining it. 610 00:35:20,450 --> 00:35:22,953 I was giving Jake a compliment. It was a great fuckin' line. 611 00:35:22,986 --> 00:35:24,655 Thanks, Keith. 612 00:35:25,622 --> 00:35:27,024 - No. - No! 613 00:35:27,056 --> 00:35:28,458 Yeah, yeah. Sorry, it's happening. 614 00:35:28,492 --> 00:35:31,327 - No, no, no. - We bought it. It's happening. 615 00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:33,797 - This is the last of it, so... - Oh, no, no, no! 616 00:35:33,830 --> 00:35:35,331 This is the last of it. 617 00:35:35,364 --> 00:35:37,099 - No! - You deserve this. 618 00:35:37,133 --> 00:35:39,302 - I deserve this. - Just a little bit. 619 00:35:39,335 --> 00:35:42,204 Alright. Twisted my arm. 620 00:35:42,238 --> 00:35:44,841 Why is this so hard? 621 00:35:44,875 --> 00:35:47,911 This is the decider. Come on. 622 00:35:47,945 --> 00:35:50,614 Ooh! Come on. Oh. 623 00:35:50,647 --> 00:35:52,049 - Piggyback. - No. 624 00:35:52,081 --> 00:35:53,784 - Yep. - No. 625 00:35:54,751 --> 00:35:56,152 Alright, this is us away, then. 626 00:35:56,185 --> 00:35:57,588 - No! - Goodnight. 627 00:35:57,621 --> 00:35:59,322 - Don't do it! Goodnight. - Night-night. 628 00:35:59,355 --> 00:36:01,592 It's so early! 629 00:36:03,594 --> 00:36:05,361 I need to go to bed. 630 00:36:05,394 --> 00:36:07,096 Come on. 631 00:36:11,501 --> 00:36:15,639 - Good game. - Good game. I won. 632 00:36:20,844 --> 00:36:22,879 Hmm. Peace out. 633 00:36:24,313 --> 00:36:25,816 Oh! 634 00:37:06,757 --> 00:37:09,325 I'm glad we spotted your nice little bum 635 00:37:09,358 --> 00:37:11,394 on the side of the road, Jake. 636 00:37:14,865 --> 00:37:16,566 Jake? 637 00:38:05,182 --> 00:38:06,583 Valerie? 638 00:38:12,288 --> 00:38:14,124 Valerie... 639 00:38:59,803 --> 00:39:01,104 Ohh. 640 00:39:07,244 --> 00:39:08,879 Jake! 641 00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:12,281 Oi! What are you doing? 642 00:39:12,314 --> 00:39:14,885 What am I doing? What... what are you doing? 643 00:39:14,918 --> 00:39:17,087 You were gonna leave without saying goodbye? 644 00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:18,889 Yeah, I didn't wanna wake you up. 645 00:39:18,922 --> 00:39:22,425 You should have. I wanted to see you this morning. 646 00:39:22,459 --> 00:39:25,294 - I have something for you. - Oh, really? 647 00:39:25,327 --> 00:39:27,464 Yes. My dad gave it to me before I left. 648 00:39:27,497 --> 00:39:30,834 It's supposed to be good luck while travelling. 649 00:39:32,202 --> 00:39:33,837 It's a pig. 650 00:39:33,870 --> 00:39:35,272 Well, it's a lucky pig. 651 00:39:35,304 --> 00:39:37,274 It's a pink pig. 652 00:39:37,306 --> 00:39:39,276 Right, I'm going and taking my pig... 653 00:39:39,308 --> 00:39:42,279 No, I really like it. Stay. Thank you. 654 00:39:42,311 --> 00:39:44,047 You're welcome. 655 00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:48,418 I just, uh... Yeah, I don't really have any pockets. 656 00:39:48,451 --> 00:39:53,757 Let me see, let me see. Ah! This cup will do. 657 00:39:53,790 --> 00:39:56,526 What are you laughing at? 658 00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:58,728 Are you... are you laughing at my arse? 659 00:39:58,762 --> 00:40:01,164 No. Pig suits you. 660 00:40:01,198 --> 00:40:02,699 Cool. 661 00:40:02,732 --> 00:40:04,701 - Coooool. - Hey, do you wanna... 662 00:40:04,734 --> 00:40:07,137 Do you wanna grab a photo together? 663 00:40:07,170 --> 00:40:09,139 - Yeah, sure. Good memory. - Yeah, just... 664 00:40:09,172 --> 00:40:11,441 - Yeah, one for the memories. - Yeah. 665 00:40:13,443 --> 00:40:15,045 - You ready? - Yeah. 666 00:40:15,078 --> 00:40:16,313 Cool. 667 00:40:16,345 --> 00:40:18,415 Thanks. 668 00:40:19,950 --> 00:40:21,685 So I'll see you around? 669 00:40:23,053 --> 00:40:24,821 Maybe. 670 00:40:26,556 --> 00:40:28,725 I hope so. 671 00:40:28,758 --> 00:40:30,460 I hope so. 672 00:41:05,128 --> 00:41:06,830 Oh. 673 00:41:08,298 --> 00:41:10,800 Um... 674 00:41:10,834 --> 00:41:12,602 Ooh. OK. 675 00:41:18,475 --> 00:41:20,176 No, it's... 676 00:41:21,478 --> 00:41:23,113 ..this way. 677 00:41:23,146 --> 00:41:24,848 Hmm-hm. 678 00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:53,543 Hey, Cam, it's your mate Jake here. 679 00:41:53,576 --> 00:41:56,079 Uh, I've got no food 680 00:41:56,112 --> 00:41:57,881 and I'm going to die. 681 00:41:57,914 --> 00:42:02,052 So I just wanted you to know you're dead to me. 682 00:42:02,085 --> 00:42:03,820 If I die, you die. 683 00:42:04,587 --> 00:42:06,489 OK. 'Bye. 684 00:42:22,372 --> 00:42:23,873 Jake, Mr King. 685 00:42:23,907 --> 00:42:25,675 G'day, Mr King. How are you, sir? 686 00:42:25,709 --> 00:42:27,644 Well, I've been better, Jake. 687 00:42:27,677 --> 00:42:31,449 The Huffington Post just wrote an article about me today. 688 00:42:31,481 --> 00:42:33,216 And that's bad? 689 00:42:33,249 --> 00:42:36,586 Yeah, they interviewed my last personal assistant. 690 00:42:36,619 --> 00:42:39,055 Oh. And she's not a fan? 691 00:42:39,089 --> 00:42:43,626 Well, she compared me with Joseph Stalin. 692 00:42:43,660 --> 00:42:46,663 Hang on. Come in! 693 00:42:46,696 --> 00:42:49,632 Ah, good. Now, I haven't seen many tweets from you recently. 694 00:42:49,666 --> 00:42:51,634 I mean, people need to know 695 00:42:51,668 --> 00:42:53,903 about my generosity and warmth, Jake. 696 00:42:53,937 --> 00:42:55,905 So what the hell have you been doing? 697 00:42:55,939 --> 00:42:58,575 Normal phones don't really get a signal out here, Mr King. 698 00:42:58,608 --> 00:43:01,211 Hang on! Ah, vindaloo, there. 699 00:43:02,178 --> 00:43:04,014 Uh, chicken tikka masala there. 700 00:43:04,047 --> 00:43:07,250 Biryani there. 701 00:43:07,283 --> 00:43:09,319 Uh, bhindi over there. 702 00:43:09,352 --> 00:43:10,854 That's right. That's good. 703 00:43:10,887 --> 00:43:12,555 Brinjal there. 704 00:43:14,290 --> 00:43:16,460 And... yeah, the rice. 705 00:43:16,494 --> 00:43:19,362 So, uh, when will you have a signal? 706 00:43:19,396 --> 00:43:21,164 Uh... tomorrow. I'll... 707 00:43:21,197 --> 00:43:23,633 I'll make it to Kalbarri and I'll send a tweet tomorrow. 708 00:43:23,666 --> 00:43:25,469 - How about that? - Well... 709 00:43:25,503 --> 00:43:27,537 Send more than one, Jake, please. 710 00:43:27,570 --> 00:43:30,774 I mean, $200,000 is a lot of money. 711 00:43:30,807 --> 00:43:32,909 Well, not to me, but it is to most people. 712 00:43:32,942 --> 00:43:35,446 Listen, Mr King, I'm a little bit starving, 713 00:43:35,479 --> 00:43:37,280 so I was just wondering if you could please... 714 00:43:37,313 --> 00:43:40,884 This is beef vindaloo. I asked for kangaroo vindaloo. 715 00:43:40,917 --> 00:43:42,352 Mr King? 716 00:43:42,385 --> 00:43:46,923 It's people like you that are responsible for racial hatred. 717 00:44:01,838 --> 00:44:04,741 - Hey! The Naked Wanderer! - Oh! 718 00:44:04,774 --> 00:44:07,177 - Oh, f... - Calm down, Jake. It's just me. 719 00:44:07,210 --> 00:44:08,711 Eli? 720 00:44:08,745 --> 00:44:11,614 Why can't you just say hello like a normal person? 721 00:44:14,017 --> 00:44:16,252 You weren't planning on camping here tonight, were ya? 722 00:44:16,286 --> 00:44:18,021 Heaps of wild dogs in the area. 723 00:44:18,054 --> 00:44:20,957 Wild dogs? What do I do if I see a wild dog? 724 00:44:20,990 --> 00:44:22,493 - Run. - Run? 725 00:44:22,526 --> 00:44:24,227 - Fast. - How fast? 726 00:44:24,260 --> 00:44:26,096 - Really fast. - Oh. 727 00:44:26,129 --> 00:44:28,298 Is there anything else I need to look out for? 728 00:44:28,331 --> 00:44:30,934 Oh. Brown snakes. Death adders. 729 00:44:30,967 --> 00:44:33,169 Funnel-web spiders. Scorpions. 730 00:44:33,203 --> 00:44:34,904 Blackfellas. 731 00:44:38,308 --> 00:44:39,909 You had dinner? 732 00:44:39,943 --> 00:44:41,144 Nah, nah. 733 00:44:41,177 --> 00:44:43,613 My support team hasn't turned up yet. 734 00:44:43,646 --> 00:44:46,249 All good. Start a fire. 735 00:44:46,282 --> 00:44:49,018 - I'll cook this. - A rat? 736 00:45:23,554 --> 00:45:26,189 Cameron? You...! 737 00:45:26,222 --> 00:45:27,957 Where have you been?! 738 00:45:27,991 --> 00:45:30,160 Mate, I was so hungry, I had to eat a rat. 739 00:45:30,193 --> 00:45:32,061 - Hey, hey, hey! Listen. - I don't eat rat. 740 00:45:32,095 --> 00:45:34,063 Before you say anything, you have no idea 741 00:45:34,097 --> 00:45:35,865 what I have been through to get here. 742 00:45:35,899 --> 00:45:37,535 - Did you lose the map? - No. 743 00:45:37,568 --> 00:45:39,537 - You lost the map? - No. I didn't lose the map. 744 00:45:39,570 --> 00:45:41,104 - Thank God. - I lost my car. 745 00:45:41,137 --> 00:45:43,139 - What?! - And that had the map in it. 746 00:45:43,173 --> 00:45:44,774 Oh! Ahhh! OK. 747 00:45:44,807 --> 00:45:46,743 I don't even know what to do with that statement, Cameron. 748 00:45:46,776 --> 00:45:48,978 Can I please, please just have my food supplies? 749 00:45:49,012 --> 00:45:51,214 Did you not just hear me? I lost the car. 750 00:45:51,247 --> 00:45:54,817 Your supplies are gone. Oh, hang on! 751 00:45:54,851 --> 00:45:58,021 Not everything. I bought you this. 752 00:45:58,054 --> 00:45:59,490 Thanks. 753 00:45:59,523 --> 00:46:00,957 - Looks delicious. - You're welcome. 754 00:46:00,990 --> 00:46:02,792 Can I just have some water then, please? 755 00:46:02,825 --> 00:46:04,428 Just anything, Cam, mate. 756 00:46:04,461 --> 00:46:05,862 You know what? Listen. 757 00:46:05,895 --> 00:46:07,764 I didn't drink all my milk. 758 00:46:07,797 --> 00:46:09,699 - It's yours. - Thanks. 759 00:46:10,467 --> 00:46:13,036 No! Cam! No! 760 00:46:16,507 --> 00:46:20,009 - Did you do that on purpose? - I'll go get some supplies. 761 00:46:20,043 --> 00:46:22,378 - You did that on purpose. - I didn't do it on purpose. 762 00:46:22,413 --> 00:46:23,947 Cam! 763 00:46:24,948 --> 00:46:27,383 Cam, you can't leave me here without supplies. 764 00:46:27,418 --> 00:46:29,018 Just move your shit, please. 765 00:46:29,052 --> 00:46:31,020 - Cam, what are you doing? - I'll see ya later. 766 00:46:31,054 --> 00:46:32,755 - Cam! Cam! - Just... just wait, alright? 767 00:46:32,789 --> 00:46:34,458 - Cam! - Let go of the car! 768 00:46:34,491 --> 00:46:36,192 Cam! Cam! 769 00:46:54,478 --> 00:46:56,179 Oh! Oh! 770 00:46:56,212 --> 00:46:58,248 Oh-oh-oh-oh! 771 00:46:59,717 --> 00:47:01,685 OK. There we go. 772 00:47:01,719 --> 00:47:03,920 Come on, come on, come on. Ohh! 773 00:47:03,953 --> 00:47:06,956 Oh. Bloody bush rat! 774 00:47:07,824 --> 00:47:09,792 Ohhh. Oh! 775 00:47:17,735 --> 00:47:19,936 Hey, little guy. 776 00:47:19,969 --> 00:47:22,071 I didn't see you there. 777 00:47:22,839 --> 00:47:24,441 Is this your home? 778 00:47:24,475 --> 00:47:26,309 Sorry. Ahhh! 779 00:47:27,176 --> 00:47:29,145 How about I just go back the way I came 780 00:47:29,178 --> 00:47:31,147 and we forget we saw each other, hey? 781 00:47:31,180 --> 00:47:34,551 OK, I'm just gonna reach for my bag. 782 00:47:34,585 --> 00:47:35,852 I won't hurt ya. 783 00:47:35,885 --> 00:47:37,454 Argh! 784 00:47:41,458 --> 00:47:43,427 Let go, let go, let go of me! 785 00:48:06,215 --> 00:48:07,618 Whoa! 786 00:48:07,651 --> 00:48:09,252 Hey, hey, hey, hey! 787 00:48:09,285 --> 00:48:11,087 Eli? 788 00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:14,525 Eli, am I glad to see you. Mate, I think I'm gonna die. 789 00:48:14,558 --> 00:48:15,958 I got bitten by a snake 790 00:48:15,992 --> 00:48:17,594 and I passed out because of the poison. 791 00:48:17,628 --> 00:48:19,929 You were bitten by a python. They don't have any venom. 792 00:48:19,962 --> 00:48:21,765 No, no, it must have been a different snake 793 00:48:21,799 --> 00:48:23,900 because as soon as it bit me, I got knocked out. 794 00:48:23,933 --> 00:48:25,835 You passed out because you had a fever. 795 00:48:25,868 --> 00:48:27,270 Fever? What fever? 796 00:48:27,303 --> 00:48:29,473 Yeah, you kind of shat yourself too. 797 00:48:29,506 --> 00:48:31,207 What? 798 00:48:32,175 --> 00:48:34,143 No! 799 00:48:34,177 --> 00:48:36,413 No! 800 00:48:38,981 --> 00:48:42,018 Oh, man, I've got a massive headache as well. 801 00:48:42,051 --> 00:48:45,021 Yeah, that's probably from the dragging. 802 00:48:45,054 --> 00:48:47,056 The dragging? What dragging? 803 00:48:47,090 --> 00:48:49,025 Well, when I found you, covered in crap, 804 00:48:49,058 --> 00:48:50,893 the ants were crawling all over you, 805 00:48:50,927 --> 00:48:52,663 so I couldn't just leave you there. 806 00:48:52,696 --> 00:48:56,132 But I wasn't gonna carry you due to the poo, so I dragged you. 807 00:48:56,165 --> 00:48:58,669 I was careful, but this is the outback 808 00:48:58,702 --> 00:49:01,037 and there are rocks around. 809 00:49:02,473 --> 00:49:04,006 Let me get this straight. 810 00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:05,809 I got bitten by a snake, 811 00:49:05,843 --> 00:49:08,010 shat myself 812 00:49:08,044 --> 00:49:09,979 and then you dragged me through rocks. 813 00:49:10,012 --> 00:49:11,415 Are you joking? 814 00:49:11,448 --> 00:49:13,950 I think what you're trying to say is thanks. 815 00:49:17,488 --> 00:49:19,188 Thanks. 816 00:49:22,426 --> 00:49:24,160 The thing is, Jake... 817 00:49:24,994 --> 00:49:26,963 ..I'm not feelin' too good myself. 818 00:49:26,996 --> 00:49:29,867 - I have a bad stomach too. - Oh, really? 819 00:49:29,899 --> 00:49:31,568 What do you think it is? 820 00:49:32,703 --> 00:49:36,607 Well, when I found you, passed out, covered in shit... 821 00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:39,976 ..I laughed so hard, I think I pulled a muscle in my gut. 822 00:49:42,646 --> 00:49:44,548 You dickhead! 823 00:49:58,495 --> 00:50:01,063 Ohh. Good morning, mate. 824 00:50:01,097 --> 00:50:02,999 That smells good. 825 00:50:03,032 --> 00:50:04,934 Feeling better? 826 00:50:04,967 --> 00:50:07,336 Yeah. Yeah, I am. 827 00:50:07,370 --> 00:50:10,306 Seriously, Jake. I know this is for charity and all, 828 00:50:10,339 --> 00:50:12,409 but why would you do this to yourself? 829 00:50:12,443 --> 00:50:15,378 Ahhh. I'm actually doing it for a girl. 830 00:50:15,412 --> 00:50:18,047 You've seen too many movies, mate. 831 00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:19,850 Let me guess. 832 00:50:19,883 --> 00:50:21,618 This girl is out of your league, 833 00:50:21,652 --> 00:50:24,688 but by doing this walk, you will show her you exist. 834 00:50:24,721 --> 00:50:26,989 Uh, not quite. 835 00:50:27,023 --> 00:50:28,759 I mean, don't you know that it's only 836 00:50:28,792 --> 00:50:31,495 after we have lost everything, we are free to do anything. 837 00:50:31,528 --> 00:50:32,930 Wow. 838 00:50:32,962 --> 00:50:35,599 Is that like an old Aboriginal saying? 839 00:50:35,632 --> 00:50:37,400 No. It's from 'Fight Club'. 840 00:50:37,434 --> 00:50:41,137 The point is - you are on an amazing journey 841 00:50:41,170 --> 00:50:43,440 and you need to leave the past in the past 842 00:50:43,474 --> 00:50:45,308 and grow as you walk. 843 00:50:45,341 --> 00:50:47,478 You will not be the same man that started this journey 844 00:50:47,511 --> 00:50:50,079 by the end, and that is a good thing. 845 00:50:50,112 --> 00:50:52,148 That was from 'Forrest Gump'. 846 00:50:52,181 --> 00:50:54,317 No. That's from Eli, my brother. 847 00:51:26,082 --> 00:51:27,985 Oh! Thank you! 848 00:51:28,017 --> 00:51:30,186 Thank you very much. 849 00:51:31,053 --> 00:51:34,190 Hi, Jake. Congrats on the walk so far. 850 00:51:34,223 --> 00:51:35,926 Cheers. 851 00:51:35,959 --> 00:51:38,027 Uh, this is my daughter, Teresa. 852 00:51:38,060 --> 00:51:40,196 Hello, Teresa. It's very nice to meet you. 853 00:51:40,229 --> 00:51:42,866 - You too. - Oh, thank you. 854 00:51:42,900 --> 00:51:45,067 Teresa, what did you want to say to Jake? 855 00:51:45,101 --> 00:51:48,137 I just wanna say thank you. Thank you. 856 00:51:48,170 --> 00:51:51,675 You're very welcome. I'm glad I could do something to help. 857 00:51:51,708 --> 00:51:53,544 Come here. 858 00:51:54,745 --> 00:51:57,848 - I like your hat. - Thank you. 859 00:51:57,881 --> 00:51:59,650 Oh! 860 00:51:59,683 --> 00:52:02,218 - Okey-dokey. - Thanks, Jake. 861 00:52:02,251 --> 00:52:04,755 I wish there were more people in the world like you. 862 00:52:04,788 --> 00:52:07,223 Jake. Jake, how do you feel? 863 00:52:07,256 --> 00:52:09,191 I feel good. Yeah. 864 00:52:09,225 --> 00:52:11,193 I feel like I'm glad to have made it here 865 00:52:11,227 --> 00:52:13,463 and I'm very grateful for the support of everyone here. 866 00:52:13,497 --> 00:52:15,599 Any incidents worth reporting so far? 867 00:52:15,632 --> 00:52:17,166 No, not really. 868 00:52:17,199 --> 00:52:19,268 I'm having a good time, I'm meeting some great people 869 00:52:19,302 --> 00:52:21,672 and just trying not to get killed by the local wildlife. 870 00:52:23,306 --> 00:52:25,207 How do you feel about being associated with King Global, 871 00:52:25,241 --> 00:52:28,311 specifically Mr King, given the recent accusations? 872 00:52:28,344 --> 00:52:30,814 The recent accusa... No. 873 00:52:30,847 --> 00:52:32,381 I don't know anything about that, 874 00:52:32,416 --> 00:52:34,484 so that's a no... no comment. 875 00:52:34,518 --> 00:52:36,820 Alright, I'd better... 876 00:52:36,853 --> 00:52:38,622 Hey, you came! 877 00:52:38,655 --> 00:52:40,791 I mean, we just heard about some crazy naked guy 878 00:52:40,824 --> 00:52:43,125 walking through town, thought we'd come have a look. 879 00:52:43,159 --> 00:52:45,127 - Really? Where is he? - Yeah. 880 00:52:45,161 --> 00:52:46,830 Can't seem to see him anywhere. 881 00:52:46,863 --> 00:52:48,331 Alright, come on. 882 00:52:48,364 --> 00:52:50,199 It's more like you were dying to see me 883 00:52:50,232 --> 00:52:52,368 and you drove all this way just to get a glimpse. 884 00:52:52,401 --> 00:52:54,337 - That's closer to the truth. - Keith! 885 00:52:54,370 --> 00:52:57,941 - Are you OK, Jakey? - Yeah, I'm good. 886 00:52:57,975 --> 00:53:00,043 A little bit tired, but I'm alright. 887 00:53:00,077 --> 00:53:02,546 Hey, where are you guys staying tonight? 888 00:53:02,579 --> 00:53:05,482 Uh... just at the backpackers in town. 889 00:53:05,515 --> 00:53:07,651 Do you reckon they might have room for little old me? 890 00:53:07,684 --> 00:53:10,654 I reckon Valerie might have some room for you... 891 00:53:10,687 --> 00:53:13,657 Uh... you can stay with us tonight if you like. 892 00:53:13,690 --> 00:53:15,092 Hey, Jake! 893 00:53:15,124 --> 00:53:16,593 - Yeah. - Yeah? 894 00:53:16,627 --> 00:53:18,962 - Nah. Don't know you, mate. - Oh, mate, seriously? 895 00:53:18,996 --> 00:53:21,932 - You still angry at me? - Yeah, Cam, I am. 896 00:53:21,965 --> 00:53:23,734 You're supposed to be my support crew 897 00:53:23,767 --> 00:53:27,303 and so far you've provided me with zero support, so... 898 00:53:28,605 --> 00:53:31,340 OK. Cam, this is everyone. Everyone, this is Cam. 899 00:53:31,374 --> 00:53:34,611 He's my housemate. A poor excuse for a best friend at the moment. 900 00:53:34,645 --> 00:53:36,413 Come on, Keith. 901 00:53:37,179 --> 00:53:38,782 - Hey... - 'Bye... 902 00:53:38,815 --> 00:53:40,851 But can I come with you guys? 903 00:53:44,220 --> 00:53:46,490 Hey, I'm really glad you're here 904 00:53:46,523 --> 00:53:49,526 'cause there's something I wanted to tell you. 905 00:53:49,559 --> 00:53:51,862 - Sounds serious. - It is. Come on. 906 00:53:51,895 --> 00:53:54,731 - Ooh! - Look. 907 00:53:54,765 --> 00:53:56,232 It's a little bit awkward, 908 00:53:56,265 --> 00:53:58,334 so I'm just going to come out and say it, alright? 909 00:53:58,367 --> 00:54:02,873 But I really don't appreciate you staring at my nipples 910 00:54:02,906 --> 00:54:04,340 every chance you get, alright? 911 00:54:04,373 --> 00:54:06,342 - My eyes are up here, OK? - Remind me. 912 00:54:06,375 --> 00:54:08,979 Who couldn't stop staring at me at the beach that day? 913 00:54:09,012 --> 00:54:10,681 - Was that...? - I don't know. 914 00:54:10,714 --> 00:54:13,382 I was trying to make sure you didn't have any insects on you. 915 00:54:13,417 --> 00:54:15,619 OK? 'Cause Australia's a very dangerous place, so... 916 00:54:15,652 --> 00:54:18,689 Thanks. That's really, really thoughtful. 917 00:54:18,722 --> 00:54:20,424 Doing what I can. 918 00:54:21,223 --> 00:54:22,926 Are you really going OK? 919 00:54:22,959 --> 00:54:24,928 Yeah. Yeah, why? 920 00:54:24,961 --> 00:54:27,329 Well, you look like shit. 921 00:54:27,363 --> 00:54:29,331 I look like... Yeah, I do, don't I? 922 00:54:29,365 --> 00:54:31,601 - A little bit, yeah. - Uh... 923 00:54:31,635 --> 00:54:33,402 I'm really tired. 924 00:54:33,437 --> 00:54:35,005 Yeah. 925 00:54:35,038 --> 00:54:38,175 I mean, the walking's OK, but I just can't sleep at night. 926 00:54:38,207 --> 00:54:40,209 Why not? 927 00:54:40,242 --> 00:54:42,244 It's the noises. 928 00:54:42,278 --> 00:54:43,847 The desert. 929 00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:46,683 And people keep telling me about these really sick kids. 930 00:54:46,717 --> 00:54:49,218 I mean, you saw the girl back there and... 931 00:54:51,287 --> 00:54:54,891 ..it just makes me really sad. 932 00:54:54,925 --> 00:54:59,096 You're doing your bit and that's what counts. 933 00:54:59,129 --> 00:55:01,765 - Thanks. - Yeah. 934 00:55:01,798 --> 00:55:03,399 - Thanks. - Come on. 935 00:55:03,433 --> 00:55:06,470 Tonight, we will sleep inside... 936 00:55:06,503 --> 00:55:08,237 - Ohhh! - ..relax... 937 00:55:08,270 --> 00:55:10,239 - Yes! - ..and have a good rest. 938 00:55:10,272 --> 00:55:12,109 - Oh! - I promise, promise... 939 00:55:12,142 --> 00:55:13,977 - ..I won't get you drunk. - OK. 940 00:55:23,453 --> 00:55:27,491 God, it is so good to eat some deep-fried food. 941 00:55:27,524 --> 00:55:30,093 So how much further do you have to walk? 942 00:55:30,127 --> 00:55:32,361 Hmm, well, I have to walk every day, 943 00:55:32,394 --> 00:55:35,232 for the next two months, and then I might be close. 944 00:55:35,264 --> 00:55:37,667 Honestly, mate, why would you do that to yourself? 945 00:55:37,701 --> 00:55:39,970 - Did it to win my ex back. - Really? 946 00:55:40,003 --> 00:55:41,505 Yeah. 947 00:55:41,538 --> 00:55:43,272 She told me that I was boring, 948 00:55:43,305 --> 00:55:45,307 so I'm doing it to prove her wrong. 949 00:55:45,341 --> 00:55:47,410 Bloody hell. Is it working? 950 00:55:47,444 --> 00:55:49,212 Yeah, yeah, kind of. 951 00:55:49,246 --> 00:55:51,214 She texted me today to say that she misses me. 952 00:55:51,248 --> 00:55:53,016 So that's, you know, good. 953 00:55:53,049 --> 00:55:55,485 And what about Valerie? 954 00:55:56,887 --> 00:56:00,023 - What about Valerie? - Oh, it's pretty obvious, mate. 955 00:56:00,056 --> 00:56:01,758 Nikki calls me socially retarded 956 00:56:01,792 --> 00:56:05,462 and even I can see the way you two look at each other. 957 00:56:05,495 --> 00:56:07,831 Yeah, but I've only just met her, mate. Is that mental? 958 00:56:07,864 --> 00:56:09,365 Very. 959 00:56:10,332 --> 00:56:12,368 Hey, has she... has she said anything about me? 960 00:56:12,401 --> 00:56:14,171 She doesn't need to, mate. 961 00:56:14,204 --> 00:56:17,174 Since she's met you, she's been a nightmare to travel with. 962 00:56:17,207 --> 00:56:19,176 Every speck on the horizon, "Oh, is that Jake? 963 00:56:19,209 --> 00:56:20,911 "Is that Jake over there?" 964 00:56:20,944 --> 00:56:23,713 She's like a mad wee puppy dog with her tongue flapping... 965 00:56:23,747 --> 00:56:25,882 What are you two wankers gasbagging about? 966 00:56:25,916 --> 00:56:27,684 - Puppies. - What? 967 00:56:27,717 --> 00:56:29,686 Uh... puppies. You know, man's best friend. 968 00:56:29,719 --> 00:56:33,456 I was just saying how lovely it would be to own a puppy one day. 969 00:56:33,490 --> 00:56:35,725 Yeah, yeah, I love puppies too. 970 00:56:35,759 --> 00:56:38,195 Cam, I do not care what you think. 971 00:56:38,228 --> 00:56:39,930 Ohhh! Jake, are you for real, mate? 972 00:56:39,963 --> 00:56:42,331 How many times do I have to say I'm sorry, alright? 973 00:56:42,364 --> 00:56:44,167 My car is full of supplies for you. Let's go. 974 00:56:44,201 --> 00:56:49,039 Jake, don't be so mean. He's said he's sorry 100 times. 975 00:56:49,072 --> 00:56:50,941 - Alright? - OK. 976 00:56:50,974 --> 00:56:54,077 I forgive you for being the worst person ever. 977 00:56:54,110 --> 00:56:55,679 Yeah, I'll take it. Yes! 978 00:56:55,712 --> 00:56:57,881 So, what drinking game are we playing tonight? 979 00:56:57,914 --> 00:56:59,482 - Yes! - Oh, no. 980 00:56:59,516 --> 00:57:01,251 Valerie, you promised. 981 00:57:01,284 --> 00:57:03,687 No! Yes. Jake is not drinking tonight. 982 00:57:03,720 --> 00:57:05,689 Ah, he has a lot of walking ahead 983 00:57:05,722 --> 00:57:07,691 and we need to take care of him. 984 00:57:07,724 --> 00:57:10,126 - We can still get pissed. - That we can, baby. 985 00:57:10,160 --> 00:57:12,329 Oh, Jake, I told the manager that you're staying here. 986 00:57:12,361 --> 00:57:14,030 He gave you a room all to yourself. 987 00:57:14,064 --> 00:57:16,233 And when she says "to yourself", she means... 988 00:57:16,266 --> 00:57:18,367 Keith, I told you. Seriously. 989 00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:21,404 - Do you want me to show you? - Yeah, that'd be great. 990 00:57:25,342 --> 00:57:26,977 - Your bag? - Yeah. 991 00:57:27,878 --> 00:57:31,181 They are away to do some dirty shite. 992 00:57:31,214 --> 00:57:34,417 - Oh, grow up, baby! - Oh? 993 00:57:34,451 --> 00:57:36,686 Hey, Jake's probably not going to finish that? 994 00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:39,022 - No, go for it. - Great, thank you. 995 00:57:41,224 --> 00:57:43,193 Let me help you relax. 996 00:57:43,226 --> 00:57:45,195 Oh, what makes you think that I'm tense? 997 00:57:45,228 --> 00:57:49,165 - Oh, my God, I don't know. - Oh! Ow! 998 00:57:49,199 --> 00:57:50,700 - Ahhhh. - How's that? 999 00:57:50,734 --> 00:57:52,636 Oh, no, it's actually really amazing. 1000 00:57:52,669 --> 00:57:53,870 Good. 1001 00:57:53,904 --> 00:57:55,705 Hey, listen, I've been wondering. 1002 00:57:55,739 --> 00:57:58,942 What made you want to come out and drive around Australia? 1003 00:57:58,975 --> 00:58:01,544 Mmm. Well, the short version is I've always wanted to. 1004 00:58:01,578 --> 00:58:03,546 And the long version? 1005 00:58:04,581 --> 00:58:07,484 My sister told me to get away from my loser ex. 1006 00:58:07,517 --> 00:58:09,452 - Ohh... - Yeah. 1007 00:58:09,486 --> 00:58:12,122 What happened to you two, if you don't mind me asking? 1008 00:58:12,155 --> 00:58:13,924 That's an even longer story. 1009 00:58:13,957 --> 00:58:16,826 That's fine, 'cause I'm lovin' this massage. 1010 00:58:17,994 --> 00:58:21,131 I started dating him around the time my niece got sick. 1011 00:58:21,164 --> 00:58:22,799 He was, um... 1012 00:58:22,832 --> 00:58:25,468 Well, I was spending a lot of time with her in the hospital 1013 00:58:25,502 --> 00:58:27,304 and helping out my sister. 1014 00:58:27,337 --> 00:58:30,440 He was really supportive at first, but, um... 1015 00:58:30,473 --> 00:58:32,976 ..eventually he just hated the fact 1016 00:58:33,009 --> 00:58:36,646 that I was never in the mood to go and party or whatever. 1017 00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:38,548 - So he dumped me. - Really? 1018 00:58:38,581 --> 00:58:40,550 - Yeah. - Wow. 1019 00:58:40,583 --> 00:58:42,485 I bet he regrets that now. 1020 00:58:42,519 --> 00:58:45,989 No more sad talk. I'm with the famous Naked Wanderer. 1021 00:58:46,022 --> 00:58:49,259 Oh, come off it. Come on, I'm hardly famous. 1022 00:58:49,292 --> 00:58:51,294 I hung out with some girls yesterday 1023 00:58:51,328 --> 00:58:52,896 and told them that we met. 1024 00:58:52,929 --> 00:58:55,365 It was like I went backstage at a One Direction concert. 1025 00:58:55,398 --> 00:58:57,167 Whoa, whoa, whoa, did you just admit 1026 00:58:57,200 --> 00:58:58,735 to being a One Direction fan? 1027 00:58:58,768 --> 00:59:00,470 - No... - Oh, you did! 1028 00:59:00,503 --> 00:59:02,205 I'm just saying that everyone loves you. 1029 00:59:02,238 --> 00:59:04,507 - Everyone's obsessed with you. - Oh! 1030 00:59:04,541 --> 00:59:07,010 I have no idea why. 1031 00:59:10,246 --> 00:59:12,615 You're really awesome. 1032 00:59:14,418 --> 00:59:16,119 Thanks. 1033 00:59:16,152 --> 00:59:17,854 Can I kiss you? 1034 00:59:35,105 --> 00:59:36,806 Ah! 1035 01:00:00,797 --> 01:00:02,565 Val? 1036 01:00:13,910 --> 01:00:15,612 Hey. 1037 01:00:29,427 --> 01:00:31,761 Leaving without saying goodbye again? 1038 01:00:31,795 --> 01:00:34,164 What? No, no, no. I was looking for ya. 1039 01:00:34,197 --> 01:00:35,698 I know. I'm kidding. 1040 01:00:35,732 --> 01:00:37,734 I got up early and bought you a juice. 1041 01:00:37,767 --> 01:00:40,703 - Thank you. - Oh, Cam's gone too, by the way. 1042 01:00:40,737 --> 01:00:42,872 He told me to tell you he's... onto it? 1043 01:00:42,906 --> 01:00:44,542 - Oh, he's onto it? - Yeah. 1044 01:00:44,574 --> 01:00:46,376 Yeah, I think we'll see about that. 1045 01:00:46,410 --> 01:00:51,614 So, uh... thanks for helping me to, uh... relax last night. 1046 01:00:51,648 --> 01:00:53,417 It was really fun. 1047 01:00:53,451 --> 01:00:56,619 It... it was. Um... 1048 01:00:58,755 --> 01:01:00,924 You know, Jake, at the end of this drive, 1049 01:01:00,957 --> 01:01:03,760 I don't have to go home right away. 1050 01:01:03,793 --> 01:01:06,763 What, you're going to stay back and do a bit more travelling? 1051 01:01:06,796 --> 01:01:08,432 No. 1052 01:01:08,466 --> 01:01:10,233 No, I was thinking more along the lines 1053 01:01:10,266 --> 01:01:13,537 of hanging out with you when you'd finished your walk. 1054 01:01:13,571 --> 01:01:15,105 Oh, right. Yeah. 1055 01:01:15,138 --> 01:01:18,308 That would be heaps better than what I just said. 1056 01:01:18,341 --> 01:01:22,212 So, you would want to hang out more after your walk? 1057 01:01:22,245 --> 01:01:23,813 Yeah, of course. 1058 01:01:24,948 --> 01:01:27,317 What, do you just want to keep walking with me now? 1059 01:01:27,350 --> 01:01:29,085 No, no. I wouldn't make it a day. 1060 01:01:29,119 --> 01:01:31,087 Plus, Nikki would kill Keith if I'm not there. 1061 01:01:31,121 --> 01:01:34,124 True. But I will see you again on this walk, right? 1062 01:01:34,157 --> 01:01:36,292 Well, we're going to Coral Bay next. 1063 01:01:36,326 --> 01:01:37,727 No, I'm not going there. 1064 01:01:37,760 --> 01:01:39,863 - Onslow? - It's too far away. 1065 01:01:40,630 --> 01:01:42,566 What about, um... uh... 1066 01:01:42,600 --> 01:01:44,535 - ..Karratha? - Karratha, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1067 01:01:44,568 --> 01:01:47,971 I'm going there. But not for about three weeks. 1068 01:01:48,004 --> 01:01:49,372 - Oh. - Hmm. 1069 01:01:49,406 --> 01:01:50,940 OK. 1070 01:01:50,974 --> 01:01:52,342 Three weeks. 1071 01:01:52,375 --> 01:01:54,010 Hmm. 1072 01:01:55,178 --> 01:01:58,848 Well, just make sure you're there. 1073 01:02:00,116 --> 01:02:01,818 Yes, ma'am. 1074 01:02:26,577 --> 01:02:28,745 - 'Bye. - 'Bye. 1075 01:02:31,582 --> 01:02:33,683 'Bye. 1076 01:02:57,508 --> 01:03:00,611 Ahh. Angel, get your passport. 1077 01:03:20,497 --> 01:03:22,732 Angel, is that you? 1078 01:03:22,765 --> 01:03:25,301 Why aren't you in London? What are you doing here? 1079 01:03:25,335 --> 01:03:26,869 I need to talk to you, Jake, 1080 01:03:26,903 --> 01:03:28,639 and I thought it was really important 1081 01:03:28,672 --> 01:03:30,240 that we do it face to face. 1082 01:03:30,273 --> 01:03:33,410 - OK, what's going on? - It's Mr King. 1083 01:03:33,444 --> 01:03:36,413 What's happening with Mr King? 1084 01:03:36,447 --> 01:03:38,081 He's suffering. 1085 01:03:38,114 --> 01:03:40,584 Look, I know that he's done some stupid things, 1086 01:03:40,618 --> 01:03:43,286 but he's such a good man. 1087 01:03:43,319 --> 01:03:44,722 OK. 1088 01:03:44,754 --> 01:03:47,390 Nobody sees him the way that I see him. 1089 01:03:47,424 --> 01:03:49,392 They just want to tear him down 1090 01:03:49,426 --> 01:03:52,762 because they don't know that he has feelings. 1091 01:03:52,795 --> 01:03:55,231 And I just can't stand to see him hurting. 1092 01:03:55,265 --> 01:03:57,568 I'm so sorry. You must think I'm so stupid. 1093 01:03:57,601 --> 01:03:59,969 No, hey, hey. 1094 01:04:00,003 --> 01:04:02,406 You love him. I get it. 1095 01:04:02,439 --> 01:04:05,108 We all do crazy things for people we love. 1096 01:04:05,141 --> 01:04:07,511 I... I do. 1097 01:04:09,279 --> 01:04:13,349 I-I do love him. I-I've never told anyone that before. 1098 01:04:13,383 --> 01:04:15,918 Um... So... 1099 01:04:17,488 --> 01:04:19,757 Could you please, please help? 1100 01:04:19,789 --> 01:04:22,392 You know what? I'll do it right now. 1101 01:04:26,764 --> 01:04:30,400 - Keep it coming. - I will. I will. 1102 01:04:34,438 --> 01:04:36,973 OK, so I have to go. 1103 01:04:37,006 --> 01:04:39,743 But can we keep this little chat between you and I? 1104 01:04:39,777 --> 01:04:42,513 It's in the vault. 1105 01:04:42,546 --> 01:04:44,548 Alright. 1106 01:04:52,922 --> 01:04:55,726 OK, it's sorted. 1107 01:04:55,759 --> 01:04:57,827 I think we'll get plenty of thanks 1108 01:04:57,860 --> 01:05:00,229 from the Naked Wanderer from now on. 1109 01:07:09,626 --> 01:07:11,160 Yay! 1110 01:07:11,194 --> 01:07:13,329 Thank you. Thank you so much. Hello. 1111 01:07:13,362 --> 01:07:16,633 Hi. How you doing? Hello. Thank you. 1112 01:07:16,667 --> 01:07:19,803 Thanks, brother. Thanks very much. Appreciate it. Thank you. 1113 01:07:19,837 --> 01:07:23,306 How are you doing.... Oh! Val! 1114 01:07:23,339 --> 01:07:25,007 Who is that? 1115 01:07:25,041 --> 01:07:27,744 That is Valerie. 1116 01:07:27,778 --> 01:07:31,415 - Hey, told you I'd make it. - You came. 1117 01:07:31,448 --> 01:07:34,952 Thank you, Cam. But what is she doing with Jake? 1118 01:07:34,984 --> 01:07:38,455 Oh. They met at the start of the walk. 1119 01:07:38,489 --> 01:07:40,858 Hit it off right away. 1120 01:07:40,891 --> 01:07:43,627 Miss me? Ahh! 1121 01:07:43,660 --> 01:07:45,529 Hey! 1122 01:07:46,864 --> 01:07:48,465 - Oh, you look great. - Thank you. 1123 01:07:48,499 --> 01:07:50,099 - Alright, man. - Keithy, how you doing? 1124 01:07:50,132 --> 01:07:53,302 She's a nice girl, yeah. 1125 01:07:55,137 --> 01:07:57,708 - Actually... - Oh, Jake! 1126 01:07:57,741 --> 01:08:00,376 - Hi! - Hi! 1127 01:08:00,410 --> 01:08:04,046 Jas... what a surprise. I cannot believe you're here. 1128 01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:05,816 - Ahhh. Hi, Valerie. - Hi, Cam. 1129 01:08:05,849 --> 01:08:07,551 - Nice to see you. - You too. 1130 01:08:09,653 --> 01:08:11,220 Valerie, this is Jasmine. 1131 01:08:11,254 --> 01:08:13,557 Jasmine is a... an old friend from home. 1132 01:08:13,590 --> 01:08:17,293 A friend? Oh, I think we're more than friends, Jake. 1133 01:08:17,326 --> 01:08:20,096 Well, he did ask me to marry him. 1134 01:08:20,129 --> 01:08:25,435 And you did say no, and you broke up with me, so... 1135 01:08:27,403 --> 01:08:29,673 It's nice to meet you, Jasmine. 1136 01:08:31,008 --> 01:08:33,410 Um, I'll see you all later. 1137 01:08:40,717 --> 01:08:44,021 What?! Mate, Jasmine asked me where she could visit you 1138 01:08:44,053 --> 01:08:46,055 and I told her, that's it. 1139 01:08:46,088 --> 01:08:49,026 I just picked her up at the airport, drove her here, 1140 01:08:49,058 --> 01:08:50,894 made sure she saw you with Valerie. 1141 01:08:50,928 --> 01:08:53,362 - What'd you say? - What? Nothing. 1142 01:08:53,396 --> 01:08:55,499 Anyway, mate, this is great. 1143 01:08:55,532 --> 01:08:58,535 Can't you see now Jasmine dumping you was for the best? 1144 01:08:58,569 --> 01:09:01,070 - Yeah, I guess. - Oh, you guess, do you? 1145 01:09:01,103 --> 01:09:02,940 Mate, why would you want to be 1146 01:09:02,973 --> 01:09:04,608 with someone who treats you like that? 1147 01:09:04,641 --> 01:09:07,376 I'm just glad Valerie was so cool about it. 1148 01:09:07,411 --> 01:09:10,981 She's not cool. She was pissed, mate, pissed! 1149 01:09:11,014 --> 01:09:13,050 Cannot believe you invited your ex here. 1150 01:09:13,082 --> 01:09:14,484 She thinks you still love her. 1151 01:09:14,518 --> 01:09:16,787 I didn't invite her here. Cam did. 1152 01:09:16,820 --> 01:09:18,722 What the hell am I gonna do? 1153 01:09:18,755 --> 01:09:22,091 Look, don't worry about it now. We've got a party to go to. 1154 01:09:22,124 --> 01:09:23,660 Party? What party? 1155 01:09:23,694 --> 01:09:26,630 The lady that runs this caravan park, mad for you, mate. 1156 01:09:26,663 --> 01:09:28,966 She's invited the whole bloody town. 1157 01:09:28,999 --> 01:09:32,002 - Her name's not Halina, is it? - No idea. 1158 01:09:32,035 --> 01:09:37,239 But, mate, I told her you were staying here. She was frothing. 1159 01:09:39,042 --> 01:09:41,912 - Are you pissing, Keith? - Aye. 1160 01:09:41,945 --> 01:09:43,880 Ugh! 1161 01:09:46,049 --> 01:09:47,484 Alright, Cam, your job is 1162 01:09:47,517 --> 01:09:49,886 to keep Jasmine the hell away from Valerie. 1163 01:09:49,920 --> 01:09:51,588 - No problem, mate. - Awesome. 1164 01:09:51,622 --> 01:09:54,791 Keith, keep Nikki busy so I can get some time alone with Val? 1165 01:09:54,825 --> 01:09:56,526 Can do, mate. What's the plan? 1166 01:09:56,560 --> 01:09:59,128 Well, I think I'm gonna tell her how I feel. 1167 01:09:59,161 --> 01:10:02,032 - Which is how? - I think I love her. 1168 01:10:02,065 --> 01:10:05,002 - Jake! Jake! - Help me. 1169 01:10:06,903 --> 01:10:11,307 It's so good to see you! So good! 1170 01:10:11,340 --> 01:10:15,177 And you brought some young friends with you. 1171 01:10:15,211 --> 01:10:18,280 Oh, how I wish I was 20 years younger. 1172 01:10:20,951 --> 01:10:22,619 Halina, what are you doing here? 1173 01:10:22,653 --> 01:10:25,756 - This is my caravan park too. - Of course it is. 1174 01:10:25,789 --> 01:10:27,323 Come along! 1175 01:10:27,356 --> 01:10:29,626 There's a huge welcoming party for the Naked Wanderer! 1176 01:10:29,660 --> 01:10:32,361 He's here, everyone! Three cheers! 1177 01:10:32,395 --> 01:10:35,364 Hey. Hey! 1178 01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:42,105 Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it for the Naked Wanderer! 1179 01:10:45,409 --> 01:10:51,148 As part of today's fun, we have organised a karaoke competition! 1180 01:10:51,180 --> 01:10:54,618 And we thought it's only fair for you to go first. 1181 01:10:54,651 --> 01:10:57,253 Ladies and gentlemen, the Naked Wanderer! 1182 01:10:59,990 --> 01:11:01,792 Wow. 1183 01:11:01,825 --> 01:11:04,695 Okey-dokey, um... 1184 01:11:04,728 --> 01:11:08,999 This song goes out to a really beautiful, special girl 1185 01:11:09,032 --> 01:11:10,901 who's here today. 1186 01:11:10,934 --> 01:11:12,903 She knows who she is. 1187 01:11:12,936 --> 01:11:16,006 Mmm-hmm. 1188 01:11:16,039 --> 01:11:19,409 Is this on? Hello? Oh, we're on. 1189 01:11:29,619 --> 01:11:33,423 ♪ Well, sometimes I go out by myself 1190 01:11:33,457 --> 01:11:37,494 ♪ And I look across the water... ♪ 1191 01:11:37,527 --> 01:11:38,895 I did! 1192 01:11:38,929 --> 01:11:42,298 ♪ And I think of all the things Like what you're doin' 1193 01:11:42,331 --> 01:11:46,903 ♪ And in my head I paint a picture 1194 01:11:48,205 --> 01:11:52,476 ♪ 'Cause since I've come on home Well, my body's been a mess 1195 01:11:52,509 --> 01:11:55,178 ♪ And I miss your long black hair 1196 01:11:55,212 --> 01:11:57,948 ♪ And the way you like to dress 1197 01:11:57,981 --> 01:12:00,183 ♪ Won't you come on over 1198 01:12:00,217 --> 01:12:04,221 ♪ Stop making a fool out of me? 1199 01:12:04,253 --> 01:12:09,291 ♪ Why don't you come on over, Valerie? 1200 01:12:10,894 --> 01:12:13,362 ♪ Valerie 1201 01:12:15,165 --> 01:12:18,769 ♪ Valerie 1202 01:12:20,036 --> 01:12:22,639 ♪ Valerie 1203 01:12:24,241 --> 01:12:26,643 ♪ Did you have to go to jail 1204 01:12:26,676 --> 01:12:28,678 ♪ Put your house on up for sale? 1205 01:12:28,712 --> 01:12:31,148 ♪ Did you get a good lawyer... ♪ 1206 01:12:31,181 --> 01:12:32,949 Up you get. Yeah, yeah. Let's go! 1207 01:12:32,983 --> 01:12:37,319 ♪ Since I've come on home Well, my body's been a mess 1208 01:12:37,353 --> 01:12:39,956 ♪ And I've missed your long black hair 1209 01:12:39,990 --> 01:12:42,391 ♪ And the way you like to dress 1210 01:12:42,425 --> 01:12:44,561 ♪ Won't you come on over 1211 01:12:44,594 --> 01:12:49,398 ♪ Stop making a fool out of me? 1212 01:12:49,432 --> 01:12:54,437 ♪ Why don't you come on over, Valerie? 1213 01:12:55,906 --> 01:12:58,608 ♪ Valerie 1214 01:13:00,076 --> 01:13:03,780 ♪ Valerie 1215 01:13:05,048 --> 01:13:08,317 ♪ Valerie 1216 01:13:09,653 --> 01:13:16,092 ♪ Why don't you come on over, Valerie? ♪ 1217 01:13:27,938 --> 01:13:30,040 Yeah, mate, I mean, we were just, like, 1218 01:13:30,073 --> 01:13:31,641 sitting around at home one day, 1219 01:13:31,675 --> 01:13:34,177 and he was like, "I'm gonna go on this big charity walk, 1220 01:13:34,211 --> 01:13:37,447 "have as much sex as I can with as many randoms as I can." 1221 01:13:37,480 --> 01:13:39,282 - Genius! - I know, right? 1222 01:13:39,316 --> 01:13:42,452 And that song that he just sung, that was for some little hottie 1223 01:13:42,485 --> 01:13:44,454 that he's already boned along the way. 1224 01:13:44,487 --> 01:13:47,424 - What a legend! - Killing it. 1225 01:13:49,226 --> 01:13:51,261 The sad thing is, though, 1226 01:13:51,294 --> 01:13:54,264 Jake is one of those, like, good guys. 1227 01:13:54,297 --> 01:13:57,000 Now he's gone and bloody fallen in love with her. 1228 01:13:57,033 --> 01:13:59,135 Such a loser. 1229 01:14:00,503 --> 01:14:03,707 So, what, you've already moved on from me to the next girl? 1230 01:14:03,740 --> 01:14:05,642 Well, just in case you forgot, Jas, 1231 01:14:05,675 --> 01:14:07,510 you... you said that I was boring, 1232 01:14:07,544 --> 01:14:10,780 you said that I wasn't enough and you broke up with me. 1233 01:14:10,814 --> 01:14:13,183 Yeah, I know. 1234 01:14:13,216 --> 01:14:15,886 But that was a mistake. 1235 01:14:15,919 --> 01:14:19,656 Baby, I love you and I will marry you. 1236 01:14:19,689 --> 01:14:22,626 No... Jas! 1237 01:14:22,659 --> 01:14:24,995 Jas, Jas, Jas, Jas. 1238 01:14:25,028 --> 01:14:27,964 Jasmine, Jasmine, listen, listen to me. It's too late. 1239 01:14:27,998 --> 01:14:31,434 OK, we're clearly not right for each other, 1240 01:14:31,468 --> 01:14:34,504 and I... I don't feel that way anymore. 1241 01:14:35,939 --> 01:14:39,843 But... But I came all the way up here to see you. 1242 01:14:39,876 --> 01:14:43,046 Yeah, and I appreciate that, but... 1243 01:14:44,848 --> 01:14:47,784 ..we're done, OK? 1244 01:14:49,185 --> 01:14:51,421 Can I have my ring back? 1245 01:14:53,023 --> 01:14:54,925 Can I have my ring back? 1246 01:14:54,958 --> 01:14:58,028 Jas, can I please have my ring back? 1247 01:14:58,061 --> 01:15:00,063 Thank you. 1248 01:15:16,012 --> 01:15:18,782 It's been a while. How sweet am I? 1249 01:15:21,251 --> 01:15:24,254 Valerie! 1250 01:15:24,287 --> 01:15:27,390 Val! Val! 1251 01:15:27,425 --> 01:15:29,526 Valerie! 1252 01:15:29,559 --> 01:15:31,429 Val, wait! Wait! 1253 01:15:31,461 --> 01:15:33,763 - Where are you going?! - Oi, Jake! 1254 01:15:33,797 --> 01:15:36,967 - Cam, what the fuck is going on? - I don't know. 1255 01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:38,735 I don't understand. Did you say something? 1256 01:15:38,768 --> 01:15:40,603 Hey, I know I can be a dick sometimes... 1257 01:15:40,637 --> 01:15:42,739 - Sometimes? - Yeah, alright. 1258 01:15:42,772 --> 01:15:45,443 A lot of the time. But I didn't say anything, I promise. 1259 01:15:45,475 --> 01:15:46,977 Let's jump in the car, go after them. 1260 01:15:47,010 --> 01:15:49,379 You can't drive. My uncle will kill you. 1261 01:15:49,413 --> 01:15:50,981 Well, I gotta do something. 1262 01:15:51,014 --> 01:15:52,649 Listen, whatever you're thinking about doing, 1263 01:15:52,682 --> 01:15:54,284 just do the opposite, OK? 1264 01:15:54,317 --> 01:15:57,354 - I'm gonna walk after her. - I knew you were gonna say that. 1265 01:15:57,387 --> 01:15:58,955 That's why I said, "Do the opposite." 1266 01:15:58,989 --> 01:16:02,525 You don't understand, mate. I have fallen for this girl, OK? 1267 01:16:02,559 --> 01:16:04,995 - I've never felt this way... - Yeah, alright, just stop. 1268 01:16:05,028 --> 01:16:08,965 I don't wanna hear all the romantic bullshit, OK? Just go. 1269 01:16:08,999 --> 01:16:11,267 I'll see you at the finish line, alright? 1270 01:16:11,301 --> 01:16:13,636 Yeah, righto. Hey, hey, hey! 1271 01:16:14,537 --> 01:16:16,840 - Take that. - What's this? 1272 01:16:16,873 --> 01:16:18,775 Keith wrote down all the places 1273 01:16:18,808 --> 01:16:21,711 they were gonna be going, so we could, like, you know, hang out. 1274 01:16:21,745 --> 01:16:24,482 Thanks, man. I really appreciate it. 1275 01:16:24,514 --> 01:16:26,216 Yeah, yeah. 1276 01:16:26,249 --> 01:16:27,650 - Hey, Jake. - Yeah? 1277 01:16:27,684 --> 01:16:30,854 I like Valerie, man. She's cool. 1278 01:16:30,887 --> 01:16:33,089 Oh, she is. 1279 01:16:46,470 --> 01:16:48,838 I'm starting to think this oil Cameron gave me 1280 01:16:48,872 --> 01:16:51,174 doesn't protect me from the sun at all. 1281 01:16:51,207 --> 01:16:53,009 Why would you listen to Cam? 1282 01:16:53,043 --> 01:16:55,111 He's not exactly the smartest guy. 1283 01:16:55,145 --> 01:16:58,648 - Aye, but he has a great tan. - Babe, you're Scottish. 1284 01:16:58,681 --> 01:17:00,750 You're not meant to have a tan. 1285 01:17:00,784 --> 01:17:03,586 What do you think, Valerie? Is my skin turning brown? 1286 01:17:03,620 --> 01:17:08,124 Don't care, Keith. You look like a moron. 1287 01:17:08,158 --> 01:17:12,028 - Oh, good one, Keith. - What'd I say?! 1288 01:17:12,062 --> 01:17:14,364 You mentioned Cam, best friends with Jake. 1289 01:17:14,397 --> 01:17:16,332 - You know that upsets her. - No, I don't. 1290 01:17:16,366 --> 01:17:19,470 I don't know, because you two nut cases won't tell me. 1291 01:17:19,503 --> 01:17:21,137 All I'm wanting to know is 1292 01:17:21,171 --> 01:17:23,807 why we had to leave a bloody good party. 1293 01:17:44,627 --> 01:17:46,530 Nice try, Eli. 1294 01:17:46,564 --> 01:17:48,698 Hey, Jake, you're getting sharper. 1295 01:17:48,731 --> 01:17:50,967 Can't stop, mate. How you goin'? 1296 01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:53,471 Hey, wait there. What's goin' on? 1297 01:17:53,504 --> 01:17:56,339 I'm in a bit of a rush. Gotta find someone. 1298 01:17:56,372 --> 01:17:58,708 - Tell me it's not the ex. - Nah. 1299 01:17:58,741 --> 01:18:01,811 Ah, so old mate Eli was spot on with his advice, eh? 1300 01:18:01,845 --> 01:18:03,913 Yeah, I guess you could say that. 1301 01:18:03,947 --> 01:18:05,949 Hey, do you wanna walk with me? 1302 01:18:05,982 --> 01:18:08,718 I would, but you being almost naked makes me uncomfortable. 1303 01:18:08,751 --> 01:18:10,620 Oh, right, makes YOU uncomfortable? 1304 01:18:10,653 --> 01:18:12,956 - Yeah. - Well, how do you think I feel? 1305 01:18:15,758 --> 01:18:18,361 Listen, do I have to tell you... 1306 01:18:18,394 --> 01:18:20,096 Hey, Eli! 1307 01:18:20,130 --> 01:18:22,298 Mate, do you want a fancy new satphone? 1308 01:18:22,332 --> 01:18:24,167 - Yeah! - All yours. 1309 01:18:24,200 --> 01:18:26,136 - Enjoy, brother. - I will. 1310 01:18:26,169 --> 01:18:27,804 ..a fucking thing, what are you... 1311 01:19:09,078 --> 01:19:12,081 - Hello? - Cameron? It's Uncle Brian. 1312 01:19:12,115 --> 01:19:16,886 Oh, hey. Hey, Uncle Brian. Um... what can I do for ya? 1313 01:19:16,920 --> 01:19:20,089 You could put that friend of yours on the phone. 1314 01:19:20,123 --> 01:19:23,460 Yeah, um, no, he's not here right now. 1315 01:19:23,494 --> 01:19:26,664 - Well, where the hell is he? - Um... 1316 01:19:26,696 --> 01:19:29,299 I'm not too sure at this point in time, to be honest. 1317 01:19:29,332 --> 01:19:33,903 Cameron, I know you and I are family, and family is important, 1318 01:19:33,937 --> 01:19:36,674 but if your mate doesn't call me back today, 1319 01:19:36,706 --> 01:19:39,142 I will have you killed. 1320 01:19:39,175 --> 01:19:43,713 Or worse, I'll have your dad cut you off. 1321 01:19:51,087 --> 01:19:53,524 - Who was that? - Oh, hey, no-one. 1322 01:19:53,557 --> 01:19:56,025 Go back to sleep. 1323 01:19:59,028 --> 01:20:02,732 Or if... you know, if you're not tired, we could... 1324 01:20:03,800 --> 01:20:06,102 ..do something else. 1325 01:20:09,640 --> 01:20:13,343 Ahhh, yeah. Ooh, come here. 1326 01:21:05,395 --> 01:21:07,997 Come on. 1327 01:21:16,105 --> 01:21:18,442 Oh. Argh! 1328 01:22:06,590 --> 01:22:08,525 How... 1329 01:22:12,496 --> 01:22:17,100 Angel? Is that you? 1330 01:22:19,402 --> 01:22:21,404 You really are dehydrated. 1331 01:22:21,438 --> 01:22:24,974 - What are you doing here? - We have a tracker, remember? 1332 01:22:25,007 --> 01:22:28,144 Oh. Hey, Mr King. 1333 01:22:28,177 --> 01:22:30,913 Why haven't you been answering my calls? 1334 01:22:30,947 --> 01:22:33,149 I lost my satphone. 1335 01:22:33,182 --> 01:22:34,951 Oh, yeah, yeah, that's right. 1336 01:22:34,984 --> 01:22:37,086 That's why we were able to track you, right? 1337 01:22:37,120 --> 01:22:40,591 - Don't lie to me, Jake. - No, honestly, I don't have it. 1338 01:22:40,624 --> 01:22:42,325 How the hell did you find me? 1339 01:22:42,358 --> 01:22:44,428 I suggest you shut up and listen, Jake. 1340 01:22:44,461 --> 01:22:46,663 I want you to do something for me, Jake. 1341 01:22:46,697 --> 01:22:48,197 Yeah, what's that? 1342 01:22:48,231 --> 01:22:51,435 A US news program wants to do a big story on you. 1343 01:22:51,468 --> 01:22:53,871 The deadline is Friday week 1344 01:22:53,903 --> 01:22:57,106 so you've gotta finish the walk in 10 days. 1345 01:22:57,140 --> 01:23:01,144 10 days? No, it's gonna take me three weeks. 1346 01:23:01,177 --> 01:23:03,747 - Listen to me, ya little... - Mr King! 1347 01:23:03,781 --> 01:23:05,883 Your anger. Please allow me. 1348 01:23:05,915 --> 01:23:09,318 Jake, you're doing such a wonderful job, 1349 01:23:09,352 --> 01:23:13,457 and what Mr King meant was it would be really fantastic 1350 01:23:13,490 --> 01:23:15,893 if you could finish this walk in 10 days. 1351 01:23:15,925 --> 01:23:18,227 And he'll double your donation. 1352 01:23:18,261 --> 01:23:21,598 - 400 grand? - Exactly. 1353 01:23:21,632 --> 01:23:25,368 Yeah, OK, I'll do me best. 1354 01:23:25,401 --> 01:23:29,238 Hmmm. You can do better than that. Say it. 1355 01:23:29,272 --> 01:23:31,909 - I'll do it. - Excellent. 1356 01:23:31,941 --> 01:23:34,545 You fuck... 1357 01:23:42,018 --> 01:23:44,987 How the fuck did you find me? 1358 01:23:45,021 --> 01:23:48,291 How did... Oh. 1359 01:24:16,854 --> 01:24:19,021 Where'd you come from? 1360 01:24:19,055 --> 01:24:22,493 You're not that hard to track with all this sand around. 1361 01:24:22,526 --> 01:24:25,496 Mate. 1362 01:24:26,430 --> 01:24:30,299 I've gotta find Valerie. I need to get here. 1363 01:24:32,503 --> 01:24:34,738 Come on, I know a short cut. 1364 01:25:46,543 --> 01:25:50,379 Ah, whoa, whoa, hold up. Loincloth's come undone again. 1365 01:25:55,251 --> 01:25:58,789 What is it? 1366 01:26:00,924 --> 01:26:03,026 Remember what I said about the dogs? 1367 01:26:03,060 --> 01:26:05,161 - Run? - Run, run, run! 1368 01:26:05,194 --> 01:26:07,363 Run, run, RUN! 1369 01:26:07,396 --> 01:26:09,466 - RUN! This way! - Ahhh! 1370 01:26:31,488 --> 01:26:34,390 Oh, hey. Oh, shit! 1371 01:26:43,165 --> 01:26:46,670 - Are we good? - Uh... not really. 1372 01:26:46,703 --> 01:26:50,239 - What do you mean, Angel? - He's not here. 1373 01:26:50,272 --> 01:26:53,076 And there's no sign of him. 1374 01:27:02,552 --> 01:27:04,454 Fucking hell! 1375 01:27:06,623 --> 01:27:10,326 Oh, yeah, my-a foot-a-ball-a team-a lost-a, right? 1376 01:27:10,359 --> 01:27:12,462 It's OK, I speak English. 1377 01:27:12,496 --> 01:27:17,299 Well, why didn't you say so, you garlic-munching drongo bastard? 1378 01:27:17,333 --> 01:27:19,703 I beg your pardon, sir? 1379 01:27:20,537 --> 01:27:23,305 No worries. Another one of those. 1380 01:27:24,741 --> 01:27:26,910 Oh. 1381 01:27:35,886 --> 01:27:37,821 Is that him? 1382 01:27:40,590 --> 01:27:43,259 Oi! He's here! 1383 01:27:45,962 --> 01:27:48,031 Shit, are you alright? 1384 01:27:48,065 --> 01:27:50,734 Jake, you alright? 1385 01:27:50,767 --> 01:27:53,570 - Hey, hey, hey! Hey, buddy. - I'm alright. 1386 01:27:53,603 --> 01:27:56,606 Has somebody... Who's got a phone? Who's got a phone? 1387 01:27:56,640 --> 01:27:59,476 - I've got a phone. - I'll call an ambulance. 1388 01:27:59,509 --> 01:28:02,412 Stay down on the ground. Stay down on the ground. 1389 01:28:14,256 --> 01:28:16,093 What happened? 1390 01:28:16,126 --> 01:28:18,195 We got chased by a pack of wild dogs. 1391 01:28:18,260 --> 01:28:20,630 - Wild dogs did this? - Not exactly. 1392 01:28:20,664 --> 01:28:24,300 We were running away from them and he fell down a cliff. 1393 01:28:24,333 --> 01:28:28,472 Heaps of sharp rocks. 1394 01:28:28,505 --> 01:28:31,742 I owe you, mate. 1395 01:28:31,775 --> 01:28:34,444 I love you. 1396 01:29:48,618 --> 01:29:51,087 - Hey, thanks, guys. - I'm Nikki. 1397 01:29:51,121 --> 01:29:53,355 - I'm Eli. - And that's Keithy. 1398 01:29:53,389 --> 01:29:55,692 - That's Valerie. - Valerie, eh? 1399 01:29:55,725 --> 01:29:58,495 I think I know a friend of yours. 1400 01:30:05,635 --> 01:30:07,904 G'day. How you doing? 1401 01:30:10,907 --> 01:30:13,109 Whoa. 1402 01:30:14,343 --> 01:30:16,378 Our next guest has been the talk 1403 01:30:16,413 --> 01:30:19,816 of this year's Nightingale Children's Hospital Appeal. 1404 01:30:19,850 --> 01:30:21,685 He's walked the length of the state 1405 01:30:21,718 --> 01:30:23,720 just to be here with us tonight, 1406 01:30:23,753 --> 01:30:26,923 and, hopefully, he's raised a lot of money in doing so. 1407 01:30:26,957 --> 01:30:29,726 Please welcome Jake, the Naked Wanderer. 1408 01:30:38,935 --> 01:30:41,605 Whoa! 1409 01:30:45,842 --> 01:30:50,146 OK, one, two, three, four, five, bang. 1410 01:30:52,916 --> 01:30:56,186 Jake, that was quite the rock star welcome. How did that feel? 1411 01:30:56,219 --> 01:30:58,722 Yeah, that was very, very cool. Thanks. 1412 01:30:58,755 --> 01:31:01,858 So stay on 9 till the end here, then just drift across with 10. 1413 01:31:01,892 --> 01:31:04,628 ..thousand kilometres, naked, I might add. 1414 01:31:04,661 --> 01:31:06,563 You've been chased by wild dogs... 1415 01:31:06,596 --> 01:31:08,899 Wait a minute. You can't be in here right now. 1416 01:31:08,932 --> 01:31:11,501 Gentlemen, sorry to interrupt. It's your CEO, Brian King. 1417 01:31:11,534 --> 01:31:15,472 - Have a seat, Mr King. - I need to talk to that kid. 1418 01:31:15,505 --> 01:31:18,208 So how much was this walk worth? 1419 01:31:18,241 --> 01:31:21,845 How much has the Naked Wanderer raised for the hospital? 1420 01:31:21,878 --> 01:31:25,582 Remember, Jake, Mr King, great guy, very generous, selfless. 1421 01:31:25,615 --> 01:31:29,653 Um... well, along with my major sponsor, 1422 01:31:29,686 --> 01:31:33,857 the amazing... ..Mr King at King Global, 1423 01:31:33,890 --> 01:31:36,393 and all the generous people that I met along the way 1424 01:31:36,426 --> 01:31:37,961 who gave me money 1425 01:31:37,994 --> 01:31:40,363 and the people who raised funds on my behalf, 1426 01:31:40,397 --> 01:31:43,166 I have a cheque for $522,000. 1427 01:31:43,199 --> 01:31:46,670 Wow. 1428 01:31:48,471 --> 01:31:50,874 That is amazing. Congratulations. 1429 01:31:50,907 --> 01:31:53,810 - Thank you from everyone here. - You're very welcome. 1430 01:31:53,843 --> 01:31:56,579 A lot of people thought you were a little crazy 1431 01:31:56,613 --> 01:31:58,181 for attempting something like this. 1432 01:31:58,214 --> 01:32:01,284 You've gotta admit there are easier ways to raise money. 1433 01:32:01,318 --> 01:32:03,687 Uh, yeah, there are. Yeah. 1434 01:32:03,720 --> 01:32:05,622 So, what made you wake up one day 1435 01:32:05,655 --> 01:32:07,757 and decide to walk to Broome? 1436 01:32:08,792 --> 01:32:11,628 - Honestly, Amelia? - Of course. 1437 01:32:12,729 --> 01:32:15,932 - I did it because of a girl. - Awwww. 1438 01:32:17,367 --> 01:32:19,502 Oh, hi. Is the charity event upstairs? 1439 01:32:19,536 --> 01:32:21,538 - Then on my... - No, no, no. 1440 01:32:21,571 --> 01:32:24,007 You couldn't have done it without Brian King. 1441 01:32:24,040 --> 01:32:28,412 No, no, seriously, I-I proposed to my then-girlfriend, 1442 01:32:28,446 --> 01:32:30,847 was rejected, dumped, 1443 01:32:30,880 --> 01:32:33,883 and I thought this would be the best way to win her back. 1444 01:32:33,917 --> 01:32:37,487 - And did it work? - Yeah. Well, kinda. 1445 01:32:37,520 --> 01:32:41,658 My ex wanted to get back together but then I realised 1446 01:32:41,691 --> 01:32:44,294 I didn't really want to be with her anymore. 1447 01:32:47,864 --> 01:32:50,934 You see, on my walk I met the girl of my dreams. 1448 01:32:52,769 --> 01:32:56,272 Her name's Valerie, and we hit it off straightaway. 1449 01:32:56,306 --> 01:32:59,642 She's smart and she's funny. 1450 01:32:59,676 --> 01:33:02,178 She's really beautiful. 1451 01:33:02,212 --> 01:33:06,049 And I'm really sexually attracted to her. 1452 01:33:06,082 --> 01:33:08,618 Jake, it's a family show. 1453 01:33:08,651 --> 01:33:11,054 Oh, shit. Oh, sorry. 1454 01:33:11,087 --> 01:33:13,289 Sorry. Sorry. Um... 1455 01:33:14,691 --> 01:33:19,596 Yeah, but then just as I was about to tell her how I felt... 1456 01:33:19,629 --> 01:33:21,432 ..she vanished. 1457 01:33:21,465 --> 01:33:25,135 And you've no idea why? 1458 01:33:29,205 --> 01:33:31,574 Nuh. 1459 01:33:31,608 --> 01:33:34,010 Because I'm an idiot. 1460 01:33:34,044 --> 01:33:36,746 - Valerie? - Uh, excuse me, miss? 1461 01:33:36,780 --> 01:33:39,382 - Shh! We're live here. - Not now, Amelia. 1462 01:33:39,417 --> 01:33:41,718 Valerie? 1463 01:33:42,652 --> 01:33:44,621 Send a camera down to that girl. 1464 01:33:44,654 --> 01:33:46,524 No, no, no, no camera on the girl. 1465 01:33:46,556 --> 01:33:48,725 Jake, listen to me, I want you to tell them 1466 01:33:48,758 --> 01:33:50,827 what an inspiration I've been. 1467 01:33:50,860 --> 01:33:52,762 Sorry. 1468 01:33:58,334 --> 01:34:00,471 I'm so sorry I left you. 1469 01:34:00,504 --> 01:34:02,806 I didn't understand why. 1470 01:34:02,839 --> 01:34:04,542 Because I overheard Cameron 1471 01:34:04,574 --> 01:34:06,609 talking about your plan to get girls, 1472 01:34:06,643 --> 01:34:11,014 and then I saw you with Jasmine and I just freaked out. 1473 01:34:11,047 --> 01:34:16,886 No, no. I was about to tell you that I was falling for you. 1474 01:34:16,920 --> 01:34:20,890 Well... you can tell me now. 1475 01:34:22,092 --> 01:34:23,993 No. 1476 01:34:25,695 --> 01:34:28,131 No, I've walked thousands of kilometres. 1477 01:34:28,164 --> 01:34:32,536 I got stung by a jellyfish. I got bitten by a snake. 1478 01:34:32,570 --> 01:34:36,639 I slept in the dirt. I got covered in my own... 1479 01:34:37,807 --> 01:34:42,212 I got chased by a pack of wild dogs and I fell off a cliff. 1480 01:34:42,245 --> 01:34:45,915 And through all of that, all I could think about was you. 1481 01:34:48,586 --> 01:34:51,688 So you need to tell me how you feel. 1482 01:34:53,356 --> 01:34:55,925 I think I'm falling in love with you, naked Jake. 1483 01:34:55,959 --> 01:34:58,294 - Really? - Really. 1484 01:35:10,907 --> 01:35:14,377 - I love you so much. - Awwww! 1485 01:35:26,289 --> 01:35:30,427 Ah, right! The Naked Wanderer, ladies and gentlemen. 1486 01:35:30,461 --> 01:35:33,229 We'll be back in a moment. 1487 01:35:58,455 --> 01:36:01,458 - Angel? - Yes? 1488 01:36:01,492 --> 01:36:03,393 Will you marry me? 1489 01:36:03,427 --> 01:36:05,728 No. 1490 01:36:07,431 --> 01:36:09,866 Worth a try. 1491 01:36:16,806 --> 01:36:19,342 Well, fuck. 1492 01:36:30,411 --> 01:36:34,445 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull